ever shoved anything up ur ass??

your mom? Hmm... I don't get it...

* request clarification*

my sense of humor is highly sophisticated. It would simply take too long to explain.

Nah, but I can arrange to shove my size 13 up yours. Sideways.

oh take pity on us simpler folks, and give us a hint. you big dicked str8 guys are just too complex to understand....

Please don't make threats you won't follow through on...

eww, dude... no feet in your ass... that is BRUTAL.

... I don't know how to react to that ... so my reaction will be telling you that I don't know how to react ...

I ain't never had a foot up my ass, but sounds like it would be so hot..., specially a size 13 sideways.... owww, yum...

I think even a finger would hurt... Grr, idk why, just does....

have I tried shoving things up my ass...hmm...dildo, boys on end, fingers, basically everything except farm animals and vegtables. Never understood people and their attraction to those things. Men are far superior to carrots and dildos any day - after all, a dildo can't cut the grass

Yes My dick!!

Yes.

have had girls play with my ass and a few put a finger up it but nothing more

the lip of a bottle/ my finger

Yeah a dildo it felt good but unusual