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Old 07-19-2006   #31 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

YES, IT'S REAL!


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Old 07-19-2006   #32 (permalink)
knockthebottomout is offline
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I am amazed! BBjack and Pecker are so clever that they don't need big cocks. That is bonus penis in a nutshell. Bravo! Laughed out loud
 
Old 07-19-2006   #33 (permalink)
Heather LouAnna is offline

I want to hug this entire thread and each of your penises.

Quote:
Originally Posted by speshk
LPSG slogan:

"Come for the Cock, Stay for the Talk."
^^^ I lolcano'd.
 
Old 07-19-2006   #34 (permalink)
horsehungtim is offline

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Warning: Viewing this website excessively will lead to inferiority complex in most males


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Old 07-20-2006   #35 (permalink)
Reese is offline

Cool. Thanks, all, for the wonderful response (wow, my first successful thread). Now, we just have to get LPSG admin over to Cafe Press to get some of these ideas into production!
 
Old 07-20-2006   #36 (permalink)
LINittanyLion is offline

BIGGER THAN YOUR AVERAGE WEBSITE

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WHO KNEW ORGANS WERE SO MUCH FUN?

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THE PLACE WHERE EVERY SINGLE PERVERTED FANTASY GETS POSTED, BUT ITS OK BECUASE THOSE PEOPLE ARE SHAT ON ANYWAY FOR HAVING THE GALL TO OPENLY MAKE UNSOLICITED ADVANCES, BUT THERE ARE SOME REALLY BRIGHT AND ENLIGHTENED MINDS ON THERE, BUT THEY ORIGINALLY CAME THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE INTERESTED IN OR HAVE A BIG PENIS, BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO TYPED THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WENT THERE, BUT STUPID PEOPLE AREN'T TOLERATED, BUT WE'RE NOT DISCRIMINATORY, BUT WE CAN HAVE A BOARD WAR ABOUT IT ANYWAY, BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT'S FREE SPEECH, SO LONG AS WE DON'T GLORIFY THE OBVIOUS OVERSTEPPING OF DECENCY AND MORAL BOUNDARIES, WHICH ARE PRETTY DAMN LOW ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S A WEBSITE ABOUT THE PENIS, WHICH IS OK BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT IT, AND CLEAR THE AIR OF ALL RUMORS, WHICH IN FACT DOES A HUGE SERVICE TO SOCIETY, BUT YOU WON'T HEAR ABOUT IT ON CNN OR FOX NEWS, BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS CRAP ANYWAY, WE CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE WE'VE ACTUALLY WATCHED IT, BUT WE'RE NOT ELITIST, JUST INTERESTED IN THE MALE ORGAN WHICH GROWS WHEN BLOOD FLOWS TO IT, WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING COOL IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

OR, YOU KNOW, JUST GO HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED.

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Old 07-20-2006   #37 (permalink)
BarebackJack is offline


YOU KNOW YOU WANNA LOOK...

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or...
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YOU CAN LOOK
BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH

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Old 07-20-2006   #38 (permalink)
Matthew is offline

OK, I have to vote for Lion's last one, not just because it's freaking hysterical but because LPSG needs a loooooooooooong slogan.
 
Old 07-20-2006   #39 (permalink)
simplystephen is offline

Because you were arrested for openly staring at guys in a urinal...

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Old 07-20-2006   #40 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

I SEE HUNG PEOPLE


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Old 07-20-2006   #41 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
I SEE HUNG PEOPLE


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^
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WINNER
 
Old 07-20-2006   #42 (permalink)
Anzalone is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
I SEE HUNG PEOPLE


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Quite possibly the best thing ever typed up on a keyboard...
 
Old 07-20-2006   #43 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew
OK, I have to vote for Lion's last one, not just because it's freaking hysterical but because LPSG needs a loooooooooooong slogan.
*DEEP BREATH*

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horse • trolley • trouser lizard • trouser snake • trouser trout • trouser weasel • true hero, the • trunk • tube snake • tube steak • tube • turkey neck • twanger • twat jockey • twig • twinkie • unit • v-rod • vagina ripper • vienna sausage • viper • virgin killer • vlad the impaler • voodoo stick • walking stick • wand • wang-dang doodle • wang-dang • wang • wanga • wanger • wango • wanker • wankie • war club • war hammer • warrior of love • weapon • weapon of ass destruction • wee-wee • weenie • weinie • wet willie • whang • whiz wand • whoopee stick • wick • wienie • wife poker • wife's best friend • willie • wing wang • wing wong • winkie • winston • wobbly • womb raider • wong • wooper • woopy stick • worm • XY stick • yard • yellowshirt • yingyang • yoda • yogurt gun • yogurt pump • yogurt slinger • yolder • yoni feeder • zipper trout.

FROM A TO Z.
THE FINAL WORD
ON DICK.

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( T-shirt available only in XXXL. )

* source Wikipedia
 
Old 07-20-2006   #44 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by rawbone8

*DEEP BREATH*

• alabama black snake • anaconda • ankle spanker • anteater • ass banjo • ass bonger • ass plower • aviation dive sack • baby-maker • baloney • beau • beaver buster • beaver cleaver • beef bayonet • beef stick • beef torpedo • beer can • beer keg • bell t

FROM A TO Z.
THE FINAL WORD
ON DICK.

LSPG.com

( T-shirt available only in XXL. )

* source Wikipedia

MY god that is brilliant!! GIve this man a PRIZE!!!!
 
Old 07-20-2006   #45 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
MY god that is brilliant!! GIve this man a PRIZE!!!!

but Jeff, in an agency I'd be FIRED for mispelling the client's web url !

*just fixed it.
 

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