Evil stench from dried spunk!

onan_mann

Well, dude... if you really don't like how your body smells... get your lazy ass out of bed and wash up.

Duh!

arktrucker

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I have only noticed fresh spunk to smell a little bit fishy....but not a strong smell at all.....but I'm talking about less than say....30 minutes after sex.


I never thought of the smell to be fishy. It's always smelled to me like biscuit dough or pancake batter.

henry miller

The smell from dried cum is satanic!

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looneysamo

Buy some cheap mouthwash and leave it in the shower. After cleaning the head of your penis, splash some on your head and rub it around OR put some into the cap of the mouthwash and then dip the head of your penis into it. No, it will not burn. Mouthwash kills bacteria in your mouth, it will do the same for your penis. I have done this before and it works. using soaps and other things only mask the smell for a short time, but mouthwash seems to eliminate the problem.

slate_australis

I think there is a double barrelled issue.

If there is an overpowering smell.... basically if you're standing up and can smell your cock... get-a-cleaning.

But I think we live in a world where anything but a neutral - almost sterile smell is considered clean. Intact men and women have similar scents down there... womens is slightly stronger. There should be a musky smell, if it smells like parmesan or anything else that is offensive then something should be done. But it's also really important to know that it's a very fine balance, just like women, those who clean the most "thoroughly", the most often end up with the strongest odour. The same is true for guys.

Accept that the smell will be stronger, and other accept that the smell is supposed to be there.


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But on topic - yeah that's not a pleasant smell.

ginger_qboy

never tried mouthwash but VINEGAR is perfect! Pour a bit onto a paper towel and dab ur cock. Cock-Stink-Gone.

bigrick1970

I wash my cock after sex all the time and even if after I have jacked off, I cannot stand feeling funky or being dirty.

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becominghorse

I like the smell after a few hours, can turn me on and make me want to jack again, love the smell of my funky dick, but only once, then I get into a tub and wash all of it off thoroughly. Like a certain amount of ass-funk too, but prefer my own generally, then wash that good too.

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