What ticks you off in a porn?

A few things piss me off !
-The couple keep changing positions like every 2 seconds
-He keeps slipping out of her
-She keeps repeating the same things with the same tempo despite the fact that she should be nearing an orgasm of some kind (real or fake)
-there is no condom then all of a sudden condom is on and dick is well into jane
-dick has no rythm at all it is just random poking and there is no reaction from her.

Phew! maybe there isnt very much I like about porn

That they never get a good, full view of a set of muscular, shapely male buns at work humping away between a woman's thighs!!!

And that all the women always have to look like blonde Barbies (Attention: Tautologism). Where are the rough girls, the sunburnt biker ladies, the cliché cowgirls?

i hate when the guy i like in the porn ends up being the passive(est)
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expecially when i was dreaming about him fucking me and in the next scene he's fucked *cry*

I know...all of you will gasp in horror, but I get tired of seeing the perfectly chisled, tanned, and shaved dudes in the gay flicks. So then when trying a different "genre", you end up with all bears or twinks. There seems to be no happy medium (or maybe I'm just not finding them). Sometimes the regular joe is sexier, and as already stated in previous replies, there are components missing from porn. ie: lust
Otherwise, I just find them boring. My thoughts of past experiences and imagination with future ones do just the trick for me.

My pet peeve is that too many times the top guy is insufficiently hard to adequately perform male anal.. so they show you his behind and his faked humping and that is supposed to turn me on? I don't think so! Years ago, such a scene would not have been included in the final release!

I hate it when the girl moans when sucking the guy's dick or while giving him a handjob. I know it's all fake, but that's too fake.

Oh Lord, where do I start???

This is all from a gay mans perspective.

The thing that I find the most annoying is that it's all predictable. For example:

When two hot guys are done kissing, the first guy to GIVE the blow job is the bottom.

PALICAO has it right. It's very disappointing when the guy you think is going to be the top/bottom turns out to be the exact opposite.

I remember watching one clip that had no sound and I found it very hot. But then when I was able to fix the sound problem the tops voice was so feminine that I was wondering 1) where the lisp was and 2) how could the bottom guy not just bust out laughing everytime the guy said "take it like a man" And the top had a nice hot body. But the voice just totally ruined it for me.

This one can work for both gay and straight porn:

How can anyone who claims to be a "virgin" suddenly and with no problems what so ever take that 9 + inch cock to the balls in their throat, ass or vagina?? There's only so many times that the line "you must be a natural" can be used.

Along that same vein (sorry couldn't resist), I'd like to see more face shots of people who are taking cock for the first time. I don't care how "talented" you are, there's going to be some disconfort. How about showing that? I'm not talking brutatlity here or major pain but the first time there is SOME discomfort. Let's see that reflected to some degree.

I'm one of those rare guys that actaully watches porn, not for sex (though that's fun) but to see how many editing errors there are: Clothes one scene, no clothes the next then back to clothes.

Or how about hearing the director telling the guys what to do or to move their arm.

Or seeing the mike boom in the shot.

Or the shadow of the boom in the background.

I'm sure I'll think of others to post at a later time.

BTW, first post here :)

Sklar

1. Facials. I can't stand facials. And it's not only that you see a lot of facials, it's that 99% of scenes seem to have them. Why must every scene end in a facial? Who are the losers watching, or making porn, where they can't be turned on unless the guy unloads all over her noggin? That's my biggest gripe.
2. Like others said, too much focus on the woman. I mean, there's a chiseled stud doing his thing to her and I can't even get a good look at him.

i cant watch porn because of the "pity factor." i always wind up feeling bad for the female actors, ...half way through you just want to mail them a dollar and a note telling them that everything will be ok.



*honestly, it makes you feel shittier than the christian children's fund commercials.

i hate the editing, there's no chance to get into it. they always cut away from one of my favourite parts: initial penetration. i want to see the girl struggling to take the big cock, slowly working up to the fast pace, dammit!

but instead it's always "hey lady here's your pizza" "let me pay for it another way" then BOOM hard fucking.

and we wonder why young guys don't have any clue how to get a woman ready.

I guess this might apply to straight porn (I've only seen gay porn), but He Who Does The Sucking Gets The Fucking. Butt then, some of the hottest guys are the bottoms - anyone remember Kevin Williams?

I agree, but I always hate the predictability of gay porn sequencing:

1.) Light making out (and what the fuck is up with tongue flick kisses? I wanna see PASSION) with some mild petting

2.) Sloppy oral

3.) Fucking, but the cock always magically appears in the ass, already with a condom on. Top is the guy who just got sucked.

4.) Standard from behind, between the top's legs shot

5.) Fucking position 2

6.) Top pulls out, cums on bottoms stomach

7.) Bottom cums, with no help from the top

8.) The end.

At least Bel Ami has finally admitted to that, and each DVD chapter is broken down into Oral, Anal, Cumshot, in that order, so u can just skip to what u want, since the rest is interchangable.

Haven't seen gay porn so can't comment about that. In straight porn my pet peeve is the expression on the female actors' faces when they try to swallow a big load. They sure don't look like they are enjoying what they are doing.

Obvious orgasm fakers.

Don't forget cheesy background music that is hard on deflating!!!


Kansas City Trucking Company comes to mind....thank god for MUTE button

like a bad school class video (waaay back when they had those projectors)