Bless you

Bless all you men and your big funsticks. :) I'm Heather. *curtsey* It's a pleasure to make everyone's acquaintance.

Welcome. Please, come in, make yourself at home, have a drink, steal the silver, admire the view....whatever...

You touch one piece of the sterling and you're toast!

(but welcome nonetheless...)

Yes, I should have said, best stay away from Stronzos' fork 'n' knives if you know whats good for you.

somehow I detect the rather bitter taste of the double entendre in that post...

hmmmmmmmmm.

Perhaps you didn't wash your cutlery properly?

Welcome, Heather! Say hi to Kinky for me.

*wonders if there is a polite way to tell someone that their user name is an anagram of "Our anal heathen"*

Welcome to LPSG.

You courtsey fine, but you need to take a bow to the Spelling God.
But have fun, Heather.
You obviously know the place already.

More like run from the typo demon.

What a SNOB you are. lol I'm usually the one reaming people over spelling. *scoff*

Wel, if thatz al it takez....

I'd be one very impressed little lady if it could reach across the ocean. lol

Not bad, not bad.
We're gonna get along fine, Heather.

And more popular than you could possibly imagine too, no doubt. Again, welcome.

Me: "Omg, dude. I'm on this site called LPSG.org. It's the large penis support group. I'm so joining this shit. I wanna support a large penis!"
Friend: "You mean you want to be supported by a large penis, don't you?"


Thanks for the warm welcome, fellas. :)