reaction to buying large condoms

I've always been w/ my g/f of the moment whenever I've bought condoms, so it's always been a pretty silly event for me. I'm pretty sure we embarrassed the cashiers.

Yes I have had some curious looks by young women in super market check out lines. They slide the box over...look at my face...then down between my legs. LOL.... Some even grin. I never bought them, lest I was buying alot of groceries etc. for that reason...

I just mix the condoms in with my other groceries. One time a clerk was about to do a price check on some Magnum XL's and I told her that I did not want to buy them afterall.

Well judging by all of these stories it would seem that half of pharmacy clerks are female size queens...

I have never gotten any second looks for buying XL's, but I always try and do it as quickly and discretely as possible. I absolutely love AboutAverage's story on the matter though, hehe -- classic. It's always good when a nerd ends up being hung.

Reactions from purchasing XL condoms?

Oh, I've gotten a few second looks, grins, and ever-so-brief glances at the crotch from female grocery checkers.

Never bought them at a pharmacy....just a grocery store. most checkers are women. But either way.... only happened once.

Haha, thanks, Nitro. I love it when the nerd is hung too... especially when the nerd is me

I still go past that gas station from time to time... and I always think of that. Such a great 'in your face' moment for me it was, sad as it sounds. I'm kinda drunk atm... am I the only one that's noticed that the condom machines at the bars (at least around me) only stock 'regular size' condoms? Not fair!

Yeah, but they probably figure the patrons at the bars will have limp-dick from too many drinks and won't be quite up to par for the evening.

Very true, very true. I know that I certainly wouldn't be 'up to par' right now.

Responsible child of the '90s that I am, I know that a girl has to take responsibility for safe sex too, so I always have condoms on hand should the need arise. Which means that I too have occasion to shop for condoms.

When I went up to this cashier who goes to my school and handed her the XL condoms, her eyes totally got wide and she got all flustered, hitting the wrong button. Just to mess with her I was like "Is this the largest size they come in?" and spread my hands over a foot apart. The look on her face was priceless.

I get half embarassed and half proud.

ive been to a checkot once with my friend for condoms he got regular off the shelf and threw me a pack. I got embaressed and said "not my size" and picked up some xl's.....he mumbled something about bullshit and me being a fat shit xD
he didnt want to go to the same ceckout as me so we went to seperate ones the lass that served me didnt care at all. and my friendship with said friend soured when i allowed my gf to answer his constant questioning about my size XD
he doesnt talk to me anymore.

I never get any response,but I once had a job that included buying medical supplies from local pharmacies.I gave the pharmacist the order and as the two old ladies eyes behind me got huge,he put the gross of condoms on the counter.He asked"anything else?" I replied "no,this should get me thruogh the weekend".He cracked up laughing and the look on the women's face was priceless.

I got the speech about them being larger, and only guys who were significantly larger should be buying them. I just asked her if she had larger still. Then, she started staring. Still havn't used them,

I don't practice Celibacy. I no longer have to. I have mastered it.

I use to work at a boring Walgreens and my reaction embarassed my neighbor. He came in buying extra large condoms. We said the usual hi how are you doing, then I scanned his crap until I got to the box of condoms. I giggled and he turned red. He kept asking me what was funny I said nothing I was just in a good mood. Hahahah now I know he's a freak. And he seemed like the normal neighbor that comes outside to check the mail and say hi when I am outside.