06-27-2006
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#16 (permalink)
| | | No noticable reactions here. | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#18 (permalink)
| | | I use the self scan most of the time, so I normally do not get any reactions. Of all the times I checked out with a clerk, only two times did I get a reaction other than a facial expression. One was a young woman, could have been in her late teens to early twenties. She picked up the box and said, "Oooh, a big boy" and scanned me up and down. Another was a somewhat older woman who gave me an interrogation. She asked me how old I was, did I have a girlfriend, am I sure that this is the correct size, why should I not wait for marriage. She was getting on my nerves, so I basically said, "Ma'am, I am 17, I fuck who I want to, and if you want to see if this size fits me, by all means I can whip my dick out and give you a demonstration." She quieted up and left me alone after that.
Now, there was this one occasion at a party in which I was dared to go to a gas station nude and get a package of condoms, like in that commercial. I needed a witness to verify that I actually did it, so my best bud came with me. I stripped down, got in the car with my bud and drove to the nearest gas station. We both walked in, amidst looks from everyone, went to the counter and asked the guy for a box of magnum XLs. He looks down at my cock as if for verification, smiles, says, "Sure thing" and turns and gets a box. He hands them to me and as I am paying him, he asks, "Who's the lucky girl tonight?" Instinctly, I point to my best friend and say, "He is." My friend buys into it and simply waves to the cashier, whose face had suddenly turned white. As we were leaving the store, I said to my friend, "Let's go fuck, babe," and he wittingly added, "Sure thing, hon," and slapped me on the ass. If you could have seen the look on the people in that store...priceless. | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#19 (permalink)
| | | Nah, for the most part, if I'm in a WALMART or ECKERDS, I just get them checked out real fast if it's a mature cashier who couldn't care less. Tho, you wouldn't believe how many prepubescent teen girls stare blatantly at me and giggle when I walk away from where the condoms are kept. I can still remember one time wearing my aviator sunglasses when purchasing some furing the summertime, and these two teen girls, (I'd guess 15-18!) noticed me picking them up, and because I was wearing hemmed denim shorts, my bulge was pronounced, to say the least. Well, i got the usual millisecond bug-eye followed by exclamations that was original when I left; Girl one:"OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD, JILL, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S PACKAGE??" Girl two:"SHIT, TRACY, I KNOW, I KNOW!! " | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#20 (permalink)
| | | Didn't so much get a reaction to buying Magnum XLs, as such, but when I'd bought them all out and came back about a week later, and they hadn't restocked yet, yeah, I got some funny looks (mainly because I knew how long they'd been out). | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#21 (permalink)
| | Banned | I only got one reaction. Last summer I was in Chicago, I bought some from a walgreens, or something like that... The grl smiled and tried to start a conversation, acting all cute and shit... like girls like to do. She skipped the small talk and tried to ask me out... And she got fired right there on the spot. | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#22 (permalink)
| | Junior Member | I for one have always and will always get excited at the prospect of knowing there's a large dick in close proximity. It is irrelevant wether the time or place is appropriate, my libido gets happy, excited, horny and anxiously aniticipate the wonderful prospect of having a huge manhood filling my anxious well lubricated love box.
I love a big, thick cock, and I make no appologies for it. Its more pleasing to stroke, to blow and to suck. And Ohh I must not forget, it feels so delightfully wonderful feeling it's powerful stokes as it goes in and out. the Long stokes are simply the best.
Yes I live for a big fat dick  | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#23 (permalink)
| | | I seem to notice that when I buy condoms the women get very quiet. It's usually the opposite of when I don't buy condoms. When I don't buy condoms and there is an attractive famale clerk they are usually very friendly and flirty.
But there was this one time when I was at the grocery store with my girlfriend who used to work at that very grocery store and after the checkout girl scanned the condoms she got on the intercom and said we have a 88 and 33 on checkstand 2. And I didn't notice but my girlfiend said all the other girls in the store immediately looked our direction. She told me after we left the store that 88 was a code for a hot guy at the checkout stand and 33 was code for buying the largest condoms they had at the store and that all the girls were staring and giggling because of this. | | | |
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06-27-2006
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#24 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HickBoy Nobody seems to care. They take my money, put my purchases in a bag, and say, "Thanks for shopping at Wal-Mart." Maybe that's some kind of codeword for, "May I see your big cock?" I just don't know. Not too bright, me. | Same here. Never a reaction from any clerk, male or female, young or old. Just another item to ring up to them. | | | |
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06-28-2006
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#25 (permalink)
| | | I decided tonight to move up to magnums, so i went and bought my first box. i just went to the nearby AMPM and there was a really cute girl working the counter by herself, maybe a year or 2 older than me(im 19). i had to ask for them b/c they were behind the counter, and when i asked for the magnums, she glanced briefly at my crotch, then looked away when she saw i noticed. the just smiled, winked and said"have a good night". ill be going back soon haha | | | |
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06-28-2006
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#26 (permalink)
| | | I go to the same chechout girls every time I am in the store and I have bought Magnum condoms since they have made them. In the time I have been having short and friendly conversations with the checkout girls I have not noticed so much as a raised eyebrow. They haev always been polite and not said a word or made any type of remark. I'm kind of glad I can go to the store and get what I need without being examined by everyone and forced to endure any remarks. | | | |
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06-28-2006
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#27 (permalink)
| | | When I moved here to a small company mining town, pop. est. 3500, I had a box or two with me. I eventually did run out but had noted the lack of selection in the town. I've been ordering online since.
Prior to that, I lived in a fairly large city and there wasn't any noticable reaction. | | | |
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06-28-2006
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#28 (permalink)
| | | The times I have gone in, I get "Please Cum Again."  | | | |
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06-28-2006
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#30 (permalink)
| | | In the 80s, when my son was in high school, I got in line with my Magnum XLs (or whatever big sizes were available then) at a drugstore, then realized that the checker was one of my son's buddies. A very handsome, extremely nice kid. He was so cool about my purchase; it could have been a candy bar. When I saw him after that there was no indication he had even remembered. I hope he's hugely hung! | | | |
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