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*Pick the first Letter of Your first Name* A- Fabulous B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Boyish M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P-Gay Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Geeky X-Bitchy

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Old 06-23-2006   #1 (permalink)
novice_btm is online now
I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

*Pick the first Letter of Your first Name*

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


*Now the third letter in your middle name*
(if you dont have one use your last name)

A-pornstar
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Fucker
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R- Beauty queen
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat



*Now Pick the Color of the Shirt You Are Wearing*

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who Will Rock Your World
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast

*NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH " I'm a"*

Mine was:

I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

Hmm, I kinda like that one
 
Old 06-23-2006   #2 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

You TOTALLY just made this up!!!!

BTW, I am a slutty geek who will rock your world.

OR I am an emotional alcoholic who wants to fuck everyday.
 
Old 06-23-2006   #3 (permalink)
findfirefox is offline

I'm a Hot Bitch who is a beast.
 
Old 06-23-2006   #4 (permalink)
novice_btm is online now

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
You TOTALLY just made this up!!!!

BTW, I am a slutty geek who will rock your world.

OR I am an emotional alcoholic who wants to fuck everyday.
As if I'm that clever. But amazing how accurate it is, no? LOL! It was sent to me on another board, and since I liked the answer it gave me, I posted it here.
 
Old 06-23-2006   #5 (permalink)
b.c. is offline

...a hot motherfucker who everyone wants to fuck...so what else is new?
 
Old 06-23-2006   #6 (permalink)
DP8
DP8 is offline

I guess that makes me a Popular Punk who will do anything for sex.

hehe
 
Old 06-23-2006   #7 (permalink)
jh12 is offline

I am an emotional geek that wants to fuck everyday :) hmnn not bad ;)
 
Old 06-23-2006   #8 (permalink)
amhersthungboi is offline

I'm a sexy bitch who likes it up the butt. Hey!!! This thing DOES work!!!
 
Old 06-23-2006   #9 (permalink)
sundayssad is offline

I'm a pretty goth who wants to fuck everyday.

Pretty accurate so far.








Except for the goth thing.


I would also rather be known as sexy and/or hot than pretty
.
 
Old 06-23-2006   #10 (permalink)
Ummagumma is offline

I'm a slutty whore who will rock your world...

If only, if only...
 
Old 06-23-2006   #11 (permalink)
derfman is offline

I'm a girly whore who wants to fuck everyday.....

Thats no where close!

But whatever...was fun.
 
Old 06-23-2006   #12 (permalink)
novice_btm is online now

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
...I am a slutty geek who will rock your world.

OR I am an emotional alcoholic who wants to fuck everyday.
How many of you are there Jeff, or how many shirts and aliases are you sporting?



Quote:
Originally Posted by findfirefox
I'm a Hot Bitch who is a beast.
Mmm, shirtless, eh, FFF?
 
Old 06-23-2006   #13 (permalink)
shawnyboY is offline

I'm a sexy whore that wears sunglasses
 
Old 06-23-2006   #14 (permalink)
vinny_spiruccino is offline

I'm a sexy fucker who will do anything for sex.

Well, not ANYthing...
 
Old 06-23-2006   #15 (permalink)
hung9mike is offline

I'm a slutty retard who is a beast.
 

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