I'm a boyish pornstar who everyone wants to fuck.

slutty geek who's a beast here!

I'm an emotional pornstar who wants to fuck every day.

One of three right.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IF you tell everyone that I am Windtakerways.... You will ruin everything!!!!

I'm a beautiful nerd who wants to have sex with you.

I might be a nerd but I'm surely not beautiful!!! The sex part is ok.

I wonder, Alex. Are your real first two names Ignatz Engel, and are you perchance sporting a gray shirt?

I'm a slutty punk who everyone wants to fuck.

Nah, his first name is Alex and his middle name is 1234567.. which means his last name is 8

I'm a slutty motherfucker who's wearing a color not on the list.

I'm a Dyke Jackass who will do anything for crack...



Nada sexy at all...crap...

A pretty alcoholic who will rock your world.

I'm a member of Motley Crue?

I am a Sexy Whore who gives great head.

But this is nothing new. (Just ask CJD). Alex8 already announced to the world that I was . . . (Oh, horror!) . . . a cock-whore! "And I really resemble, I mean, resent that remark!" he said huffily in a redneck Southern Ilinois accent. Going on, he said,"But what is head? I don't understand. Is this something I can get, or give? The Fundamentalists, in their teachings, say it is better to give than to receive. Should I learn head from them?" Man, was that a mouthful.

And . . . isn't this a variaition of a name game in the Captain Underpants books? Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot Of Professor Poopypants (Dave Pilkey)http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/043...lance&n=283155

OMG!!! I love that book. I even have a stuffed Captain Underpants doll.

???

Hmmmm... Must be a gay thing.

This was a secret?

I'm a slutty fucker who is a beast