1. Matt Damon (Preferably without Ben Affleck.)
2. David Midthunder (You may not have heard of him, but he has this hot nude scene in Red Blood, only rear and plenty of shots of his chest but still hot. He's short for an Assiniboine.)
3. R Kelly (As long as he doesn't pee on me or invite any twelve-year-old girls.)
4. Adam Beach (I prefer Adam Beach circa Dance Me Outside, back when he still had long hair.)
5. Vin Diesel (I can get beyond the fact that his name sounds like a gay porn star.)