K, so I know this post is mostly for straight men, but I felt the urge to put in some change in word form...

I work as a stripper, and I've been offered largely varying amounts of money to do various sexual acts (that I absolutely wouldn't mind doing for free with someone I really liked). I'll tell you, while the smaller sums are more offensive, even the prospect of doing anything like that for $1000's (which I've been offered) still grosses me right out the door. When I was younger, something about it seemed naughty, but in a more titilating way... I guess it changes your perspective when you're really there.

...Sorry to piss on the fun parade.