hehe...this is a fun topic. I've always enjoyed hypothetical situations that push my limits.

Specifics:

Oral: - My dignity tells me I should put it well above $1000, but I'm a poor college student so it probably lies closer to $500. I would also have to know and trust the person not to tell anyone. If it would be a publicly known thing, that price would take a steeper jump in the range of $2000+.

Anal: - How much money does Bill Gates have again?