what would you change?

If you could, what would you change about your body?

For me I would change my nipples. I would go from dime sized to quarter sized nipples and then I'd start a new group called LNSG.ORG
I have thought about getting them tattooed in a natural color so they show up more on my magnificent pecs !
Has anyone seen heard of this being done ?
Oh and I would do something about my feet...Fred flinstone called and wants them back !

You should post a chest shot and see if others really see this as a negative. I think it is not a specific body part for me...just wish I didn't have slight shoulder injury...forever...that keeps me from doing the physical stuff I want to do

I would change the speed at which my body hair grows. I don't really like it all that much and wish I didn't have to perform maintenance so often.

I dont think i would change anything Simply for the fact it took me a while to feel comfortable in my own skin.To change now wouldnt make sense to me.

Body? I take my middle-aged body pretty much as it is.

There are a few things about my soul that need to be put right, though.

The fact that you said that means you are well on your way if not already there.

i'd like a slower-moving bowel

There's nothing that a good dose of exercise couldn't fix...

Oh, I'd like to change the distance between my body and the human race for a while. If I could put about a 20 mile buffer zone around myself for the next week that would be nice.

If you wish to shit with ease,
Rest your elbows on your knees.
If then you feel you shit too fast,
Stick a finger up your ass.

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Originally Posted by Dr Rock
i'd like a slower-moving bowel

Bowel advice from one smart ass to another.

Priceless.

I love reading what both of you post.

I'd have more melatonin in my skin. Slathering on sunscreen everytime I want to be in the sun is a bit of a chore.

I second this.

I third this...



but i do not use the protection that im suppose to...by the time i die i will panda look alike...

I would have my feet hurt less.