When will I get laid again?

What? Sorry, i don't get your corpse thing.

Results so far pretty disturbing. Option 5 seems to be most popular. Although there is some merit to that answer it is kind of pessimistic. I would expect it to happen again. But you guys may be right.

Oh, I get your corpse joke... haa

I take it back I'm not sorry for any of my useless posts. Why? cuz Ive diverted people from real issues like 'my dick hangs in the toilet water. What can I do?' "These jockey briefs chafe my oversized balls. I need a support group." People have reacted like this is a cancer survivors support group or something.

Why do I keep coming back? Insomnia. Theres an issue. I guess I'm up for the day now.

No they haven't. The tone on all those threads is light-hearted, while addressing the issue at hand. Nobody is dramatizing in the way you claim. You really are a whining little cunt, aren't you?

I think i know what big A stands for

Dude, I'm not badmouthing the site. I make three posts you don't like and there's an issue at hand. First response and PM I got didnt seem light-hearted. How about not posting on my threads. Your response on a couple threads was nice. But I think I'd appreciate that.

I guess there's hope for me. Somebody thinks it will happen tonight.

ANNUS MIRABILIS
Philip Larkin

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me),
Between the end of the Chatterly ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me),
Between the end of the Chatterly ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

Not feeling the love here! LOL
How can a twenty four year old who is so horny be so ‘fucking’ bored when he is not getting fucked? Spend less time doing posts and more time working on the above!

I care! I care! I really do care! I care deeply! It is my raison d’etre! I want you to get laid! I’d lay you myself if that would get this over with. :)

Yeah! Big A is going to get laid! Doing my happy dance! Will we get a full report? How much do I owe the girl?! Ok, guys, you need to pitch in!

I sense some sarcasm but i'll take.

To those who voted tomorrow night... well it didnt happen. Fortunately I'm not that horny all the time. Just sometimes. It sux

To whoever voted Ur a sweet guy but never... Im curious why u voted that way

I know this poll is useless but it entertains me so f u all

A, stick up for yourself and don't apologize. Just because one or two people here think your posts are "pointless" doesn't make them so. We've seen plenty of polls over the years that ask similiar questions -- "Should I have sex with Alecia19?" comes to mind -- without others jumping on the originator.

If you think A's message is irrelevant, repetitious or boring, just move on to a new thread.

The point was rather that he had started multiple similar threads almost simultaneously, practically flooding the front page of the board. That's what got on people's nerves.

fu prick. not true, I asked some redundant questions because i didnt know about the search feature. good feature good website who cares

But yeah seriously. Quoted for truth.

so i guess there is a relation between insomnia and frequenting penis sites...or maybe you just like dicks?

i, for one, believe there is a LOT of seriously useful info on this site.


*i wasnt joking about the corpse...

Couldn't be.

Well, when you're olduh you'll know ...
when you're up, you're uuuppp.