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Do you guys remember the first time you shot off? How old were you? What were you doing-- masterbating, wet dream, sex, messing around...?

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Old 06-13-2006   #1 (permalink)
sekretadmirer is offline
Do you remember the first time you shot off?

Do you guys remember the first time you shot off? How old were you? What were you doing-- masterbating, wet dream, sex, messing around...?
 
Old 06-13-2006   #2 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

Yeah. I was 12. I shot off my mouth to my mom. It's the only time she ever hit me and the last I ever sassed her.
 
Old 06-13-2006   #3 (permalink)
Ummagumma is offline

I was 14 and desperately trying to figure out what the hell the point of me getting hard was - I got no talk whatsoever at home and my sex ed class was laughably pathetic. I'd been masterbating for like week (not straight lol... just numerous times over a few days) after overhearing classmates making fun of each other about it, and I couldn't seem to figure out the point of the pleasurable feeling stroking my cock gave me when finally... "oh! oh! oh! what the hell is this white stuff?".

Haven't stopped since.
 
Old 06-13-2006   #4 (permalink)
Ummagumma is offline

Pecker wins today's 7:22 post award.

There's always tomorrow though!
 
Old 06-13-2006   #5 (permalink)
Sorcerer is offline

My father bought a .22 rifle when I was 11. He took me out to some remote hills and I shot off for the first time. My first time with a shotgun was 3 years later. It was a 12 gauge.
 
Old 06-13-2006   #6 (permalink)
ManiacalMadMan is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorcerer
My father bought a .22 rifle when I was 11. He took me out to some remote hills and I shot off for the first time. My first time with a shotgun was 3 years later. It was a 12 gauge.
It was funnier when I heard it the first two times
 
Old 06-13-2006   #7 (permalink)
bighosenow is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by sekretadmirer
Do you guys remember the first time you shot off? How old were you? What were you doing-- masterbating, wet dream, sex, messing around...?
I started jacking off when I was about 8y/o. I would jack until I would get a "feeling" (the pleasant sensation of a dry orgasm) no semen would some out.
By the time I turned 10 my orgasm would produce a drop or two of semen but not a real cum shot. When I turned 11 I could fire off a pretty good load and usually shoot a couple of feet. During a boy scout campout we were talking about who could cum and who was still "dry" and I told the group about my ability. I got the "prove it" challenge from 2 of the guys so pulled out my dick and wanked off a pretty good load. When I was done nobody said anything just a couple of muttered "Jeez"
 
Old 06-13-2006   #8 (permalink)
Sorcerer is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by ManiacalMadMan
It was funnier when I heard it the first two times
OK Ms. Griffin, the stage is all yours...
 
Old 06-13-2006   #9 (permalink)
chicagosam is offline
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Originally Posted by sekretadmirer
Do you guys remember the first time you shot off? How old were you? What were you doing-- masturbating, wet dream, sex, messing around...?
I remembered having written about this. I found the post.

"Yes, I discovered the Manly Art of Choking the Chicken at an early age. One magical night in the summer of my 11th year, I discovered that trying to get rid of a boner by rubbing it would lead to an explosive mess . . . that felt really, REALLY good! I was hooked. I was also pretty naive. I didn’t know what they called this, but, damn!, I wasn’t going to stop. I couldn't wait to go to bed the next night. Or the next! Soon it became any time of the day! An insatiable abuse of my manhood proceeded for many years. My father walked in on me once while enjoying myself and was horrified—“Don’t do that!! It's a bad thing to do!” Panicked, I told him I had an itch. I’m not sure he bought it, but the minute he was gone, I took care of that itch with great style. After that, I found better times and places to perfect my expertise in my newfound hobby!"
 
Old 06-13-2006   #10 (permalink)
pexman is offline

Been masturbating since I was about 5y.o. Fully clothed, I used to open a door, hold on to the knobs w/both hands, press my cock against the wood in front of me, lift my legs and start rubbing like crazy. Shot off the first time doing something similar to this, thought i had pee'd my pants at first.

After a while i started taking off my shirt while rubbin' it (like around age 7) somehow knowing it was a manly thing to do when rubbin' your dick the way i was doing.
 
Old 06-13-2006   #11 (permalink)
Mattness is offline

I'll never forget it...I was 13.

Even to this day, I've never had a wet dream but I discovered that rubbing a sock on my cockhead produced an amazing feeling. I graduated into folding the sock over the head into a tube and grinding my hips to fuck it. One day, the sensation was extra intense and I kept pumping and pumping in the sock.

I didn't know what was going to happen, but there was this feeling that made me keep going and going. All of a sudden, in the heat of passion, I came. OH MY GOSH! Streams of "white stuff" shot out everywhere; all over my belly and hands and the sock.

I remember saying outloud, "Oh my gosh, I can make babies!" Of course I had no formal sex training and knew nothing about coming -- I used to think that you pissed in a woman since I read in a dirty magazine that a woman said, "a warm sensation filled my pussy".

Since I'm a gay man, I won't have children, but I hope you parents out there tell your kids a bit more about sex than my parents did me and my siblings. My Mother told my Sisters about Menstruation by putting a box of Stayfree MaxiPads in their closet.
 
Old 06-14-2006   #12 (permalink)
emysimo is offline

My first time masturnating was when i was 5 y.o., i remember yet. It was with my cousin. My first time I shot off, I was 11 and i was masturbating. It did harm to my nuts, but I was very happy becoz my cousin already came...
 
Old 06-14-2006   #13 (permalink)
yhtang is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by pexman
....Fully clothed, I used to open a door, hold on to the knobs w/both hands, press my cock against the wood in front of me, lift my legs and start rubbing like crazy.....
It was fortunate that you to rubbed your wood against wood that had been well planed and sanded down. I imagine it would be difficult to explain away wood splinters in your private parts.
 
Old 06-14-2006   #14 (permalink)
timekeeper is offline

Similar to a previous post...


I can remember it very well I was in third grade when I really had figured it out. However it must have been earlier, but it wasn't figured completely out yet. I climbed the tall metal swing set pole and slide down, and up and down for a while, then I found the wood door to try and duplicate the feeling any way I could, I found towels and about a week later I managed the find the hand on its own. All at the rip age of eight.
 
Old 06-14-2006   #15 (permalink)
rs2320 is offline

i was in 7th grade at our summer house. tried all night to jerk off but had no idea what i was doing, lol parents were out so that made it easy. funny thing was i did not cum until well later after they were home. i exploded, was warmer then ever and did it another 4 times that night
 

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