Fuck right off

madame_zora · 06-11-2006

Ever find yourself in one of these common everyday situations where you just don't have quite the right words? It happens to us all at one point or another, so since it's a problem we all share, I thought I'd bring it to the big brains of lpsg.

When confronted with a masterful PM of this calibre, here's just what to do!

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDickFriend
Hi!
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Thanks. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/camshowmoderator

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Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck off. Fuck right off.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck right off.

And die.

That's right, fuck off and die, you slimy bastard.

Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Yourself™.

Fuck yourself on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...

No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and eat beans, for all I care.

Fuck yourself at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperitive that you fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.

In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.

This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking yourself as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck yourself, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking yourself an endangered species. Just like the pandas¹. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.

Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for you.

It is YOU that must fuck yourself, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money?Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.

...If any of the rest of you have any further suggestions of how to handle such a situation, please do share your ideas.

Sources Cited
¹ http://www.amnh.org/nationalcenter/E...red/panda.html
² http://www.sexshopcanada.com/contest...ion-month.html

findfirefox · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by madame_zora

Ever find yourself in one of these common everyday situations where you just don't have quite the right words? It happens to us all at one point or another, so since it's a problem we all share, I thought I'd bring it to the big brains of lpsg.

Well some time ago, some chick was blocking my path off a train, so instead of words I took action, I walked onto of her shoping bags with my muddy boots.

That was good day.

To him, I say "Yahoo! Your the bigest fucktard in the history of the human race!"

alex8 · 06-11-2006

Jana, you put so much more effort in than I do.

Really, I feel ashamed and inadequate.

My reply to the last PM that annoyed me was simply:

"Piss off".

It seemed to say it all at the time, but now I realize what an abominably amateurish effort it was.

dong20 · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by madame_zora

Ever find yourself in one of these common everyday situations where you just don't have quite the right words?

Rather it's sometimes, occasionally that I find myself in the reverse position.

Quote:

Originally Posted by madame_zora

In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.

Fucking is tax deductable..crikey...who else knew????

Pecker · 06-11-2006

I'm even more inadequate than Julian.

I click on Delete.

alex8 · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pecker

I'm even more inadequate than Julian.

I click on Delete.

*wonders whether Julian has just been added to Heinz, Big Al, and the other odd epithets I seem to be receiving today at LPSG*

Lex · 06-11-2006

*speechless*

I don't know whether to be terrified or aroused.

WOW.

And I thought I got some crazy PMs (not to be confused with PMS).

dong20 · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex

I don't know whether to be terrified or aroused....

Probably both..but it was the Panda reference that got my alarm bells ringing.

findfirefox · 06-11-2006

This guy who PM'd you made three posts, and I can only find 2 of the posts, one advertising the site you mentioned above, and another that I could not read (Language) Its like he can't read that it says don't PM you if they don't know you.

Stupid little... (can't think of a word)

dong20 · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by findfirefox

Stupid little... (can't think of a word)

Perpetrator of Pandacide...?

(sorry that's three)

Shelby · 06-11-2006

I think a non-reply is the most effective.

Gillette · 06-11-2006

Stupid little... (can't think of a word)[/quote]

Fuck ?

Dr Rock · 06-11-2006

some of my best friends are dead pandas

jakeatolla · 06-11-2006

MMMM, Pandas, the other white meat.

fortiesfun · 06-11-2006

Saw a family of tourists in NYC recently, all of them (including a little kid no more than five) walking down the street, chatting, eating ice cream and wearing matching t-shirts that said "Fuck you you fuckin' fuck."

Somehow I figured out what they probably meant.