Would you trade one inch...

"NO" to all of the above. And to respond to the final request: 8.5x5.5.

Ahh Bryan..

But using your logic... You could lose an inch, and gain gain a few in the waist

Yes. I'll just have to live with only 6.5", in exchange for getting to use it lots of times.

I would give up an inch of girth so that I could be more compatible with my wife. I would not have it done surgically though, I can't imagine how bad that would be.

I'd trade one inch for the abilty to sing with perfect pitch, in a heartbeat.

The other options are superficial tat, none of which last and can be achieved by other means..(save C maybe).

mmh...all about appearance. Big dick, torso, pecs, whatnot.

Yes, I like a hot guy. Yes, I'd like to have a bigger dick (at least every now and then) and a better developed body.

HOWEVER, when push comes to shove I think I would not want to have things change dramatically: I am tall enough, dick's big enough (often enough too thick and I am not in the monster category), I am well built enough (one can not sit behind the desk the whole day and look like a men's-health-great-sixpack-in-a-week model...unless you give it some help and live with the pimples. Everybody's choice)

Might look different if I was 5'2" and 10 x 9 or 6"9 with 2 inches :)

*late post* ...or I could lose an inch for more confidence, because I think that is the only reason why I can't find a date.

Very late....

Yah Bryan, I am sure your problem is that your Penis is too big

dude, you are fine.. everyone knows it.. you just haven't met the right guy/girl yet.

Don't know if that's a great trade. You can't do much about the size of your cock -- but the body is something you can always work on, no matter what your age. Spend a month or so lifting, see the improvement, and I would bet you re-think this swap.

(Plus, your cock is HOT.)

Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass
Nah, my ass is pretty good already.

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs
Could have that if I wasn't so lazy.

C.) bigger balls
You get those from not jerking off

D.) taller stature by at least 3"
I am comfortable with my 6 foot stature

E.) ability to shoot a super big load
All I have to do is not jerk off.

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now
Hmmm, that one is interesting. I like my orgasms, but I would be concerned that I would lose my stamina.

Not for any of the offered choices, I'm pretty well off in all of those areas.
My drawback is my better features are all covered by clothes, how about a face as beautifull as Jeff Black's avatar? Or maybe just cut to the finish and have a perfect boyfriend.

Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass
Haven't seen one i'd even consider trading up for. | Already worked for it, if it looked bad i'd consider working further.

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs
Got a more effeminate version of super hot. | Already worked for it, if they looked bad i'd consider working further.

C.) bigger balls
Already impractical/uncomfortable.. | NO. Would rather marbles than these.

D.) taller stature by at least 3"
6' is more than enough, would be fine were I shorter. | Not really, it was fine being the second shortest in my year level. Just need to use your size.

E.) ability to shoot a super big load
Smaller ones require less mopping. | NO, i'd rather not cum at all, and for quite a few reasons.

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now
The penis is one of the few organs that isn't already capable of this, but...
HELLSSS YESSSSS!!!!. This is THE most addictively awesome sexual flaw, and i'm continuing into hyperorgasmia. It's a problem to control, and you need a strong body to endure large amounts of it. But if you can take it, it keeps on giving. | Most certainly would knock off inches had I not already worked for it. It is one of the greatest feelings.


So there you go, since I got nothing to trade for I'll just train penis reduction instead :D

(though feel free to offer something I might actually want)

Yes, I would love to sing vocally too. I'm a bit scared to practice though, maybe the fear that I can't is stopping me from even attempting... ;\


BTW. I got C by constant masturbation without regular ejaculation (6-18 hours at a time... if you can't endure then just take long breaks to calm excitement). The painful pressure just kept on inflating them.

Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass Like mine as is

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs Have that

C.) bigger balls No, Thanks

D.) taller stature by at least 3" 6'5 would be kinda freakish...

E.) ability to shoot a super big load can save up for it

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now If they get any more intense I might have a stroke

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Looking at the replies so far it seems that just about EVERYONE is VERY confident with ther asses and height. However, it elated me to see that LPSG still has some insecure (or insert less offensive adjective here; it's 3 in the morning, sorry) people in it; for a second I thought that this thread was the den of the narcissists.

Don't get me wrong; self-confidence is good.