Part 12

Mary left the room and headed to the bathroom. She didn’t have any reason to go, but needed to get out of there while Kellie screwed her new boy toy.

“Hey, Mary,” someone said as Mary marched down the hallway.

Mary turned around. It was Stacy, Kellie’s even more promiscuous friend. Why was Stacy even speaking to her? They’d never really spoken before, and weren’t exactly on friendly terms, as Stacy had given Mary the unflattering moniker “Virgin Mary” at some point during the previous semester. While Mary was disturbed this was being used as a slur against her, it had kept her from getting considerable unwanted attention from the frat-boy community. Except for the occasional fraternity brother who thought he could make a name for himself by defrosting the ice queen (the official score on that one being Virgin Mary 7, Frat Boys 0), she was mostly left alone because of her reputation.

“Is she still in there with that guy?” Stacy asked.

“Yeah, there’s in there acting like jackrabbits,” she replied. The answer came across as more friendly than Mary had intended, probably because Mary’s self-imposed exile from her own room now gave her some time to kill.

“Really?” Stacy replied, not sounding surprised at all. “Life isn’t fair. I bet I’m way better in bed than she is, but she gets all the guys because she’s a blonde with big boobs…” Stacy began rambling.

Yes, Mary thought, it’s a real shame for you that you only get to sleep with a thousand guys a months instead of a million. Of course, Mary was too polite to say that out loud.

“It’s just a guy, Stacy, who cares?” she asked instead.

“Just a guy with a foot-long dick!” she retorted.

Mary paused. “Foot long…?” she asked, suddenly interested.

“You didn’t see it?” Stacy was confused.

“It was kind of hidden, if you follow my meaning.”

“Oh,” Stacy said, getting it.

“Was it really a foot long?” Mary asked urgently. Suddenly her guilt trip from what she’d done with Juan was gone, and all that remained was an intense interest in the large penis attached to the guy in her room.

“Oh, yeah,” she answered. “It was the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”

“Me, too,” said another girl, walking by.

“You saw it too?” Mary asked her.

“Hell, the whole floor did. He was walking down the hall naked.”

Mary was plainly jealous and frustrated. “Damn it! I miss EVERYTHING around here.”