" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Pastor,

The signage is heavenly except for one minor problem. Our soloist's name is BRONXY not BRONZY for the 10th everlasting time! Please change immediately or drama may ensue.....

Depending on her skin tone, Bronzy might be a fitting moniker.
I thought of Bronxy today on the way home from church--they played "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean. That would be a good song for her to sing at the reception, since it will fit with all the island food.

Matthew and I have taken vacation the week of your historic event so that we may be able to help the madame and the sir in whatever way possible.

Next Thursday and Friday we have a whole 2-day shopping spree planned for Mont-Mont.

We are gonna start the party on Thursday with a full day Spa Treatment:
Facial, steam dome, manicure, pedicure, lunch, full body massage, hair cut

Then, on Friday we have a shopping spree planned for Macy's and Lord & Taylor where will be looking for the perfect honeymoon attire (both day and evening) as well as some fresh new cologne to rock your world!

Why work when you can get paid to help PrepStud try in clothes and what not?

I love PEEKING over the top of the dressing room door. Ah, the beauty of being 6'2". YU-UUUMMMM~!!

Don't forget, I'm 6'2", also, so it doesn't take much to look over the dressing room door LOL

what iis going on? We don't have the costumes...er....I mean wedding attire announced. The wedding vows are still unwritten. And most of all we havn't had the wedding yet.

The announcemnt is on the marquee. No time is set. All we know is that it is in The Mega Church in the sanctuary named in Kimmie's honor Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral. There was talk of moving it to St. Lex's Fundie Worship Center because it is a bit bigger, but it looks like an arena and some of the fundies were having problems with a wedding with the bride wearing a tent.

Anything goes though in Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral. Our mega church serves the needs of all.

Our latest meeting room is being built named Dr. Rock's I Can't Believe It's God Discussion Center. Dr. Rock will be coming on board in leading this "discussion" group. At Dr. Rock's insistance, he will be listed on the staff as counselor, instead of minister. At the center of the room is a wonderful statue of the original "I Can't Believe It's Butter." The room will be painted in a butter tone as you might have guessed. Kimmie is to sing at the first meeting. She will be singing, "I Should Have Danced All Night," a take off on one of those Broadway musicals with a word or two change of course.

If you're choosing from the Billy Ocean songbook, might I also suggest "Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car"? It should do a fine job of highlighting some of the tender sentiments of the day.

Awwwwwww Lex. What am I going to do with you and Matthew? What a wonderful thing to do for my sweetie. If you are going to take him shopping may I suggest .Burberry, Brooks Brothers and Ferragamo... I am sure he will be absolutely glowing after such a two day spree.....

Pastor,

When I said I would be wearing a tent that was a figure of speech not speaking of my figure. I may not be able to wear what I might have wished under optimum circumstances, but I will be far from a pot roast with legs. So all they have to know is that the bride is a bit full figured.... As for the costumes... I have all faith that you are "handling it" and it will come together all in good time. I have purchased the leashes and collars. The leashing ceremony and the choice of music for the bride and groom's processionals are my major concerns.Would you like to meet with Monty and I to discuss the vows? As you have observed, I can be very flexible...

Gentlemen,

Is there something you need to tell me about the choice of music... ?

That glow will be the afterglow of Matthew and I having our way with Mont-Mont's 10%. The shopping if just the foreplay to the true pleasure that will come later.

10%, 10 inches, YUP--sounds like plan to me.

YOU two day, experience, my dear, is still being planned...

Kimmie,

If you will look at Lex's avatar you will see what Lex has chosen for his "costume" at the wedding. Many of the guys will be wearing matching costumes.

With my health and all, I ask Dr. Rock if he thought I should wear a matching outfit. Dr. Rock went on and on about all those steaks, ice cream, punches, cassaroles and other lucious foods that I have consumed through the years. Dr. Rock suggested that perhaps I should wear a minister's robe, not to be traditional but to hide the fact that it is really a tent. When I explained that I weighed 150 lbs like he suggested several years ago, Dr. Rock explained that I had exceeding my goal by several pounds. Actually several was not the word he used.

I asked Dr. Rock if I should start the thread, "I'm 44 inches in the waist, am I small?" Dr. Rock suggested that I start excercising and wait until I am 36 inches in the waist before I post such a thing here.

Well we have my outfit and the groommen's outfits selected. We have a place. We still need a time. And who is going to give our Kimmie away at the wedding? Who is maid of honor? Who is best man?

We know that Mont Mont is playing the organ. He did that at the last wedding at the reception. That's why we are having another wedding. The church deacon's have requested that Mont Mont not play his organ until later, sometime AFTER the reception and off church property. I'm sure you Kimmie will sing pretty. After all we heard you "sing" the last time back in the anteroom when Mont Mont was playing his organ.

Normally the pastor has counseling sessions with the bride and groom, but I see we are a bit late for that.

Keep me posting on the planing of the wedding.

The Reverend Dr. Brother Freddie, Pastor

Rev Dr...

I Know how much you enjoyed Lex and Matt's wedding and the plethora of beautiful men dressed in leather,(Heck I enjoyed it as well) but... different day, different wedding. I am sure you will enjoy the formal wear at our wedding as well. The bridal party as well will be revealed all in good time.

I can not speak for the groom nor would I presume to do so... We had intended to marry at some point. But who could know that Lex and Matt's wedding would prove so fortuitous? I think it best that you discuss the change in his recital date and venue between the two of you....

As for counselling, good counsel is always appreciated be it that it comes at first or at last...

That's the understatement of the year! The secret sacristy sex tape proves that! Just kidding, Boolicious.

Excuse you? Dont forget who those legs were wrapped around.....Or so I have been told. I dont really remember. That is my story and I am sticking with it.

Fear not. As much as I enjoyed 80's pop at the time, I am not about to let them give you an 80's pop reception. At least not an all 80's pop reception. And I will not be singing that dredful song about how we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time. I bet one of the Fundies was trying to slip that onto my list. What kind o frubbish is that? I mean, of course we don't have o take our clothes off. Sometimes its hotter to keep our skirts, stockings, and heels on.

Anyway. I have sad news. Well, some of you may not think it so sad. Gonie and I were trying to wait until after Kim's wedding to say anything, but now that he's on the verge of being published, we're afraid it might slip out, and we wanted to be the ones to tell our loved ones. Well. I guess I'll just say it. Gonnie and I are getting divorced. You may have noticed we didn't leave Lex and Matt Matt's wedding together, and he hasn't been helping us plan out Kim's. Well. That's why. Sorry about the drama-bomb, girl. I promise to make sure you remain the focus, and not this silly mess. For example:

Caribbean Queen? Great song, but only if our Special K has island roots. Do you, girl? Are you a Caribbbean Queen?