" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Originally Posted by Mr. Snakey

Yes ten fold LOL

Originally Posted by naughty

Well, then I had better listen to Rev Freddie after all and answer some of Prep's love letters! LOL!

Originally Posted by Mr. Snakey

Yes Rev. Freddie speaks the truth.

Originally Posted by naughty

On occassion....

Originally Posted by Mr. Snakey

Yes on Sunday's

Originally Posted by naughty

Occassionally... LOL! Lets just say PAstor Freddie is a very post modern minister. He preaches situational ethics to his flock...

Originally Posted by Mr. Snakey

A post modern flock? Are they geese?

Originally Posted by naughty

Some are and others are goats .But Pastor Freddie knows how to love them all...

Originally Posted by Freddie53

What is this? Serious discussion without Pastor Freddie here to lead them. In my sermons haven't you heard the message that Pastor Freddie is always right? Naughty, do you realize what is going to happen when the press gets wind that we are spanking grown adults if they don't behave. I know you want to bring them to Jesus, but by spanking them? I don't think that will work. That old venerable him, "Only Trust Him," the refrain is suppose to say, "He will save you He will save you. He will save you now." He being Jesus. So I guess next Sunday we will have to sing, "He will spank you. He will spank you. He will spank you now."

Prepstud is doing a great job with his boys. It is his duty to spoil them good so they will grow up believing it is a great thing to be a boy or man. Boys need to understand that when they are grown, they will always be right and the wife should always agree with her man.

Prepstud and I were having this discussion not long ago. I was explaining all of this to Prepstud just the other day. Prepstud had gotten some notion about conferring the wife on some matters. He understands now.

By the way, Do you have your new solo, "When You Need to Know Something, Don't Ask Mom, Ask Dad" ready to sing this Sunday?

I have had numerous calls from the members over your latest solo. "Pastor Freddie is Infallible When Speaking From the Pulpit."

We make a great team. I write the words, You provide the music. Isn't life great?

What do you think about my latest idea for a song, "Women Should Be Silent in the Church?"

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

I didn't want to tell Pastor Freddie, but I nominated him for the position of the new Bishop of the UHOP. The congregation took a vote and they have decided to merge, because Sweet Daddy Freddie reminded them so much of the other beloved Daddies who have passed on to glory. The only thing is that he will have to grow his hair out and wear his nails long.

The new church will be called Sweet Daddy Freddie's House of Prayer for All People. Kimiqueisha has been elected to be the national leader for children's education and I have been nominated to be the national music director, which means that I will have to be gone a lot travelling to the small houses to teach them things. While there, I will have to supervise all the cafeteria operations as well.

Now on to the trip to Savannah...
We're going to stay at a cozy little Motel 6, but we're not there to do anything but well, you know.... We'll also go eat. Eat until we can't hold it in anymore. The Lady and Sons, Mrs. Wilke's, and all sorts of other fabulous eating establishments.

However, the special moment is that I have hired Lady Chablis to come and give us a private show. She'll do her act, then Kimiqueisha and I will do "our act." If anyone makes us mad, I'm gonna have a root put on them!

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

I didn't want to tell Pastor Freddie, but I nominated him for the position of the new Bishop of the UHOP. The congregation took a vote and they have decided to merge, because Sweet Daddy Freddie reminded them so much of the other beloved Daddies who have passed on to glory. The only thing is that he will have to grow his hair out and wear his nails long.

The new church will be called Sweet Daddy Freddie's House of Prayer for All People. Kimiqueisha has been elected to be the national leader for children's education and I have been nominated to be the national music director, which means that I will have to be gone a lot travelling to the small houses to teach them things. While there, I will have to supervise all the cafeteria operations as well.

Now on to the trip to Savannah...
We're going to stay at a cozy little Motel 6, but we're not there to do anything but well, you know.... We'll also go eat. Eat until we can't hold it in anymore. The Lady and Sons, Mrs. Wilke's, and all sorts of other fabulous eating establishments.

However, the special moment is that I have hired Lady Chablis to come and give us a private show. She'll do her act, then Kimiqueisha and I will do "our act." If anyone makes us mad, I'm gonna have a root put on them!

Originally Posted by naughty

Let's skip to the third paragraph! Baby boy, if you intend to work your own personal "root" on me all weekend, you best to find some place a bit more condusive than Motel 6! You wont be getting in MY GROOVE unless you upgrade immediately!
I thought we were going to Lady Chablis' club? Baby, you know I love you to death, you and your fine assed self, but you find the darnedest times to save money. Even I need to come up for some air and when I do I am expecting to be taken to Paula Dean's and a night on the town before we resume our "act". Capiche? I thought so... Wuv woo, boo! Besides, my act will be so much more convincing when you do....kiss, kiss! When you treat mama nice, you wont need a Mojo hand to keep me from lovin' another man....

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

Hold on, just a minute...It's Mr. Man who ends up cooking most of the time.
It all started when she was pregnant with the twins. It was hard for her to stand up at the stove, then little by little, I ended up cooking most of the time. Now, not only am I the father, the breadwinner, and her love-muffin, but I'm also the chef.

The family loves my down-home cookin--especially the when I make fried pork chops, man and cheese, collards, and peach cobbler. Quantrell has learned to make iced tea.

Kimiqueisha is teaching the girls that they need to be pampered and to let the men do all the kitchen work. Honestly, I think they've all been watching the Food Network and drooling over some of the men on there.
Coco downloaded a picture of Tyler Florence and has it posted on her bedroom wall. What am I gonna do?????????