" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

My mother had one simple but effective threat if we were acting precocious-"If you don't knock it off right now, I'm gonna tan your ass when we get home."

Precociousness isnt always a bad thing. But bad behavior does warrant your mom's way of thinking. I wish I could take switches to some of our members!

When is this second honeymoon ? The weather is getting nice and the time is right for love to fill the air with scented roses. For hearts to beat as one. Under a August moon. The heat and passion. Two become one. A spark. A candle. A permanent flame.

My my Mr Snakey it looks like you have a raging case of spring fever! Funny you should ask. We just finished discussing it. Or shall I say As usual I talked and he responded while I drew breath... LOL! He said he just couldnt understand why I didnt want to go to Moline. I asked him what was there. Then I said let me guess... You me and a hotel room? Needless to say we are going to Savannah! LOL! Details to follow!

Yes i have pep in my step. Glide in my stride and plenty of led in my pencil. And praise god i got somebody to write too. Im like a puppy with a porkchop. Now Savannah sounds nice, I think you will have a great time

What is this? Serious discussion without Pastor Freddie here to lead them. In my sermons haven't you heard the message that Pastor Freddie is always right? Naughty, do you realize what is going to happen when the press gets wind that we are spanking grown adults if they don't behave. I know you want to bring them to Jesus, but by spanking them? I don't think that will work. That old venerable him, "Only Trust Him," the refrain is suppose to say, "He will save you He will save you. He will save you now." He being Jesus. So I guess next Sunday we will have to sing, "He will spank you. He will spank you. He will spank you now."

Prepstud is doing a great job with his boys. It is his duty to spoil them good so they will grow up believing it is a great thing to be a boy or man. Boys need to understand that when they are grown, they will always be right and the wife should always agree with her man.

Prepstud and I were having this discussion not long ago. I was explaining all of this to Prepstud just the other day. Prepstud had gotten some notion about conferring the wife on some matters. He understands now.

By the way, Do you have your new solo, "When You Need to Know Something, Don't Ask Mom, Ask Dad" ready to sing this Sunday?

I have had numerous calls from the members over your latest solo. "Pastor Freddie is Infallible When Speaking From the Pulpit."

We make a great team. I write the words, You provide the music. Isn't life great?

What do you think about my latest idea for a song, "Women Should Be Silent in the Church?"

Pastor Freddie,,

Is that "sweet smelling savor" coming from your pipe "the herb of enlightenment"? Dont get my man in a situation that he may regret.
My sons need to be able to live in a world with women so I am not going to allow their naturally neanderthal like tendencies to come to the forefront. Otherwise Prep is doing a great job with the boys. They are going to learn from him if Mama aint happy aint nobody happy! Daddy aint gonna be happy when mama aint happy because when she aint happy, he aint gettin' any. End of sermon. "Submit" that to your pipe and smoke it....

Lead in your pencil and someone to write to? LOL! I love it . Who knew you could be so poetic ,Mr Snakey?

Yes and thank the Baby Jesus i dont need a sharpener.

LMAO! You are full of it tonight, arent you? I'm sure those love letters are much appreciated.

I dont need viagra. I need Niagra. LOL What love letters

The ones you are writing with your fully leaded pencil...

Oh yes LOL

Do you get the replies you want ? LOL!

Yes ten fold LOL