" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Originally Posted by Freddie53

It is a good thinig that this church is very "flexable" in rules concerning the use of the main sanctuary, "Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral" Naughty you will be the first to use the new bride's room, "The Mary Magneline Been Fucked Before" dressing room. Brides have a choice now. "The Mary the Mother of Jesus" dressing room and.... I think you get the picture.

So I see Kimmie is not going to march down the aisel to the old farm song, "The Old Grey Mare She Ain't What She Used to Be" Just as well. The newer generation doesn't know recognized that old tune.

The Deacons have suggested that perhaps with the vows that so far have been written, we might want to do this ceremony in French as to not upset the people. We don't want stains on the new cushions in the Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral.

And thanks to Mont Mont. The new organ is being delivered today. This organ will play anything and everything. It can sound like an orchestra. Mont Mont is playing at his own wedding. That's right you heard right. The organ has a recording feature. So Mont Mont and Bronzy will be meeting to get that carribbean flavor to the sounds. There aren't but 1100 sounds to choose from and they can be played together. Sbould be quite a show.

The men will meet in St. Matthew the Homo named for our own Matthew to go over the procedures.

Mattthew I need help with the vows. We want these to be very very unique and different and memorable as well. Anything goes in Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral. Now in the St Lex Fundie Worship Center that we have rules are different. Different strokes for different folks.

Originally Posted by naughty

Exactly what did happen?

Originally Posted by naughty

Pastor,

I am really saddened that you insist upon painting me as a jezebel who needs saving. A bride is a bride. Doesnt the good book it self say it is better to marry than to burn? Do you think just because i have tangible evidence of my less than pristine condition, I should be treated with disrespect.?Truth be told I would have wanted nothing more than to have walked down the aisle unsullied, but things do happen.
Also, I believe you are assuming that none of the guests will speak French. I am sure you will be in for a rude surprise there as well. Your cushions are not out of the water yet....
I am so happy for you that the organ has arrived I am sure it will be a wonder. Is there something you need to tell me about the music? Perhaps it might be best for Mont Mont and Bronxy to have an open practice session. Not that I am in the least but jealous, but if you remember we are here among other reasons because of a prior practice session....

Remember, DVD's can be your friend... or foe.

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

Well, there wasn't an immaculate conception, but twins seem to be growing inside of you.

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

You're still unsullied in my mind, Boo.

Anyway...Bronxy and I have a special little island solo that we're working on.
Just wait until the wedding attendants do their big production number. Remember, with all the gay guys here, there has to be some kind of a showstopper Hollywood type thing done. There are a couple of theatre people on LPSG to choreograph.

Originally Posted by naughty

Well, I am sure you will fill me in on the details at a more appropriate time. I hate when I can't remember things....

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

That's what happens when you drink too much champagne. Lexy and Matt Matt sure had some good bubbly, not like the cheap stuff that people serve at most weddings. That's why you were drinking it like it was sparkling cider.

Originally Posted by Freddie53

The men will meet in St. Matthew the Homo named for our own Matthew to go over the procedures.

Mattthew I need help with the vows. We want these to be very very unique and different and memorable as well. Anything goes in Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral.

Originally Posted by Matthew

Reverend, in this type of situation, I prefer to let the happy couple give shape to their own vows. I think we need to hear from them in detail what vows they feel are necessary the help cement this holy new phase in their unique relationship.

Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

I heard Zora was making new robes for the choir and ministers for that day--leather and spandex.

Originally Posted by naughty

Pastor,

I am really saddened that you insist upon painting me as a jezebel who needs saving. A bride is a bride. Doesnt the good book it self say it is better to marry than to burn? Do you think just because i have tangible evidence of my less than pristine condition, I should be treated with disrespect.?Truth be told I would have wanted nothing more than to have walked down the aisle unsullied, but things do happen.
Also, I believe you are assuming that none of the guests will speak French. I am sure you will be in for a rude surprise there as well. Your cushions are not out of the water yet....
I am so happy for you that the organ has arrived I am sure it will be a wonder. Is there something you need to tell me about the music? Perhaps it might be best for Mont Mont and Bronxy to have an open practice session. Not that I am in the least but jealous, but if you remember we are here among other reasons because of a prior practice session....

Remember, DVD's can be your friend... or foe.

Originally Posted by Freddie53

Kimmie,

What can I say? We have multiple rooms for worship at this mega church and we name one such room Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral in honor of you.

And you are on the staff here and much beloved.

I want to thank you and Mont Mont for coming to thge children's department and show the chidlren each week how a baby grows in side a woman. Mont Mont can "explain" how the baby got there. It is part of our sex education program at the First Mega MethoBaptisPresbypenticostal Church on the Hill.