" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

I think I need a cigarette after that one there, BronxBombshell!

Mmmmmmm I have never eaten hummus like that before.Definitely a low carb snack.... My skin is still glowing from all of that olive oil you slathered on both of us.... If we keep going like this I may need another full body massage again very soon... Here is a toasted pita chip for you and one for me....SO when will you be ready for the next course?

Just wait until I roll those falafel all over you. You'll have a great massage.

Ok....

THe hummus and the olive oil were one thing but falafel? OK...but make sure you lock the doors. I can see it right now if Q decides to do one of his evening strolls....We won't have leg to stand on the next time we tell him not to play in his food. You know "Do as I say not as I do " does not work!

Just wait until he tries that move in his kindergarten class. "Hey, baby...can I roll some falafel on you and then massage some hummus and olive oil on your legs and feet?" (As he bats his big brown eyes and seductively long eyelashes at the girls)

Sweetie,

I think you had better have a talk with your son about not trying these things at school. I told you what happened when he tried to make the little girl at camp "submit" LOL! Lord, please just let me get him grown! Now speaking of groaning... it is your turn for a massage. I think I am going to paint you with icing and sprinkling cinnamon on top. My own personal cinammon roll...

Just don't make me roll up, I'm still having back problems, you know.

I like the idea of being a cinnabon.

Fear not,

All you have to do is just lie there and enjoy. Of course, you know the icing could have the same effect as a cold wax treatment if it gets in your hair...RIP! So, perhaps I will just have to paint selectively. I can't wait to see your reaction. You may squirm when I run the icing imbeded paint brush lightly over your skin...but you will lose your mind when I lick it off...

Well, won't that just be precious

Why of course it will, Precious! You wouldnt expect anything less, now would you?

Depeding on who is doing it, it could be precocious or precious. (or BOTH!) LOL

What exactly are you trying to imply, sir?