" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Did you sneak Vinny in your suitcase? I didn't see him on the plane. Is that why you brought that big Louis Vuitton steamer trunk along, so you could steal him away? LOL

Well, anyway, tonight I'm planning a big dinner for everyone, sort of a "mini-reception". Since we've been locked up in our rooms (as I clear my throat) I thought we'd have a big celebration dinner in local style, so today we'll all go out and buy some local garb. (burkahs are optional)

Dearest,

You usually have impeccable taste(with the exception of times when you are trying to be funny or get revenge...) I trust you will select something suitable for me to wear. That shouldnt be hard since it usually comes in black, black and more black. Oh please do purchase an extreme burkah for me (Only the eyes showing). I want to be in cognito to the hotel staff (I am sure you know exactly why....) Besides, you would be surprised at how alluring one can be with a mere glimpse of flashing kohl rimmed hazel eye and exposed wrist. See, watching "Memoirs of Geisha" twenty times was good for something...

Hope you guys remembered not to throw rice if you're going outside so that the birdies don't eat it afterwards, expands in their tum-tums & go to birdie heaven!

That's an urban legend.

Gonnie was very upset that I didn't bring Vin with me when I came. He accused me of trying to keep him all to myself, and not submitting at all. So I called home and asked Vinny to join us. He said he'd meet us here today. He said they wouldn't let him carry on the hot sauce.

Oh, so that Louis Vuitton steamer trunk was just to brink back all the goodies that you bought at the local market, not to smuggle VinVin here. It's sad when you can't even bring a bottle of Texas Pete with you on the plane.
How else are you supposed to eat your falafel?

I know. That's why I keep getting the babaganooj. I don't like that spicy.

You all may enjoy the Babaganoosh, Falafel and hummus, I am enjoying the honey roasted pumpkin with yogurt sauce...It looks like the kids and the dog are enjoying the lamb the kids enjoy dropping it and the dogs enjoy eating it.

Par-TAY!!!

*shakes booty*

Awright! When do we start the conga line?!

*puts her hands on his hips and shakes both their boooties*

I'm saving the hummus for the bedroom activities. You didn't know that chickpeas or garbanzo beans or whatever you want to call them could be so sexy, did you?

Hummus and olive oil....yeeeeaaaaahhhh, Boooolicious. Come over here and take off that burkah!

Darling ,

I will play Theda Bara to your Rudolph Valentino anytime....What has gotten into you? I like it!

Do I need to ouzo up the kids and the uncles so we can have some uninterrupted hummus time?

Let me unburkah you, dahling...

No worry. I sent them exploring ala Dromedary. Staying on the camels should keep them well occupied. As for the burkah and veil,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:M...n_in_Yemen.jpg they are not the problem. Help me out of this oppressive robe and we can be us on our way to a delightful "Midnight at the Oasis" just a wee bit quicker.....You look dashing in those robes....and out of them... hurry now its hot in here....I cant wait to see what deliciously sinful things you have planned for the hummus and olive oil... ooooh la la!