" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Freddie53 · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by naughty

Pastor Fred,
Are you handing out your own special brand of holy kisses again? I thought the hidden video tape from the wedding would have calmed your ardor... For shame!

Kimmie, I thought you had burned that tape by now. I am doing the wedding for free and not charging for the use of Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral named in your honor and no cost to use St. Judas parish hall for the reception and sordid activities. What more do you want for me to for you to burn that tape.

OK I'll burn my copy of you and Mont Mont engaging in friendly activities in the anteroom if you will burn that copy you have of me, Lex, and Matt the night before in the parsonage.

naughty · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by Freddie53

Kimmie, I thought you had burned that tape by now. I am doing the wedding for free and not charging for the use of Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral named in your honor and no cost to use St. Judas parish hall for the reception and sordid activities. What more do you want for me to for you to burn that tape.

OK I'll burn my copy of you and Mont Mont engaging in friendly activities in the anteroom if you will burn that copy you have of me, Lex, and Matt the night before in the parsonage.

Pastor Fred,

you know I love you like a brother. I would never threaten you with that tape. I transfered it to DVD. But be that as it may, I would love to have that tape of me "gettin' some" divine inspiration for my rendition of "I like it like that" Yes, he really did make that organ squeal! Like mama always said, "practice makes perfect!" Oh, and you may return my slip as well. I was wondering where that was....

Bryan_Lyte2 · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by Freddie53

Welll, I was all set you ask you out on a date and tehn I saw that 70 percent straight. So much for that idea. Perhaps Kimmie has a lady friend on this board to introduce you to.

I got burned on the realization that the gay lifestyle is a superficial, selfish, life full of lies fueled by sex. At least women are believable when they say that they wan't more to a relationship than sex.

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Originally Posted by Naughty

Worry not, baby .I was feeling used and abused just a few months ago and then the miraculous happened at Lex and Matthew's wedding. LEx handed me a glass of Champagne and "Bam" I am here ! Of course there are the unplanned twins in the oven but whatever works. Remember to ask Lex for some of that special champagne and this too could be you....

I can't have stretch marks on both my ass and my stomache, sheesh *LOL*. Seriously, twins are common in my family line (truth). "There is a scary thought. The next gereation Bryan_lyte2 really be 2 bryan_lytes."

Freddie53 · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by naughty

Pastor Fred,

you know I love you like a brother. I would never threaten you with that tape. I transfered it to DVD. But be that as it may, I would love to have that tape of me "gettin' some" divine inspiration for my rendition of "I like it like that" Yes, he really did make that organ squeal! Like mama always said, "practice makes perfect!" Oh, and you may return my slip as well. I was wondering where that was....

There you go. Until now, no one on this thread knew about the slip. Now Everyone knows. I should say practice makes perfect. Four perfect chidlren.

I might refer you to the Cathedral's motto. To get more forgiveness, go and sin some more.

Since Mont Mont is Baptist and he won't let us have those bpatisms, We can dedicate al four babies made in "erfection" later. Baptists allow baby dedications.

The deacons will be glad to know that the cathedral staff is helping make the children's department grow. Not very many churches have an organist that can play the organ like Mont Mont can and have a soloist that can sing as well as you. You do make beautiful "music" together.

naughty · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by Freddie53

There you go. Until now, no one on this thread knew about the slip. Now Everyone knows. I should say practice makes perfect. Four perfect chidlren.

I might refer you to the Cathedral's motto. To get more forgiveness, go and sin some more.

Since Mont Mont is Baptist and he won't let us have those bpatisms, We can dedicate al four babies made in "erfection" later. Baptists allow baby dedications.

The deacons will be glad to know that the cathedral staff is helping make the children's department grow. Not very many churches have an organist that can play the organ like Mont Mont can and have a soloist that can sing as well as you. You do make beautiful "music" together.

Well Pastor Fred,

You may think me a reprobate and shameless hussy, but I have nothing to hide and at this point I couldnt if I wanted to... But be that as it may, I think your idea of a dedication is a lovely one. I know Monty never got over the break up of Milli Vanilli but the twins prospective names are a bit too close for comfort. Maybe you can talk to him about that? Yes, I love making music with Monty .The family that plays together stays together.... Though my mama has been saying there were other things she wished had stayed together....

Matthew · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

Silent but deadly, Baby. LOL

LMAO! Maybe I should have a T-Shirt made with that slogan.

Imagine how quick people would get out of my way.

prepstudinsc · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by naughty

Well Pastor Fred,

You may think me a reprobate and shameless hussy, but I have nothing to hide and at this point I couldnt if I wanted to... But be that as it may, I think your idea of a dedication is a lovely one. I know Monty never got over the break up of Milli Vanilli but the twins prospective names are a bit too close for comfort. Maybe you can talk to him about that? Yes, I love making music with Monty .The family that plays together stays together.... Though my mama has been saying there were other things she wished had stayed together....

Who would ever think of you as a hussy? You were just drinking Satan's soda--A LOT of it. That bubbly made you do all sorts of things, but it's ok.

As to the names, you said I could name them, and since you came up with Quantrell, I had to come up with other suitable names.

Now we must get to work finding Bryan some lovin'. At every lpsg wedding, there is another relationship spawned.

Lex · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by Matthew

LMAO! Maybe I should have a T-Shirt made with that slogan.

Imagine how quick people would get out of my way.

Either that or by wearing that cockring I got you for your birthday...

You could put someone's eye out with that thing!

naughty · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

Who would ever think of you as a hussy? You were just drinking Satan's soda--A LOT of it. That bubbly made you do all sorts of things, but it's ok.

As to the names, you said I could name them, and since you came up with Quantrell, I had to come up with other suitable names.

Now we must get to work finding Bryan some lovin'. At every lpsg wedding, there is another relationship spawned.

As for who would think I am a hussy , ask the women's choir at your sainted church. I saw them cutting their eyes at me when they sang Donny Mc Clurkin's "We fall down...." If they only knew the truth.. if I only knew the truth... how did my lace panties get in your pocket that night?

Yes, well Quantrell's name was a mistake.... Someone asked me how it could have happened again and I said Quantrell, that was the name of that orange flavored liqueur you put in the dessert you gave me wasnt it or was it Cointreau...?

Yes, poor Bryan. We do have to find him some one to play with..... Maybe one of my bridesmaids... Could it be Bronxy? ( Hickboy and GoneA might have something to say about that...) Or Gisella ( now that would be a positively tropical combination....) Or perhaps we just give them all some of that punch and let it happpen.... Oh and baby, I know you didnt just use the term "spawned"!

prepstudinsc · 05-23-2006

Better spawned than spurned! lol

naughty · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

Better spawned than spurned! lol

Oh my... I'm not feeling the love it that one. You need to write these down they could come in handy at your guild meetings....

prepstudinsc · 05-23-2006

My guild meetings are like your WIC meetings. It comes in handy to have just a little bit of ghetto in you--all the bougie-osity can be put aside when needed!

As to my sayings, I'm going to put them all down in a book and publish them. 10% of the proceeds are going to be donated to Rev. Freddie's Fire-Baptized Calvinistic Bapticostal Church of God Holy Ghost Sanctified Outreach Tabernacle of Deliverance, Inc.

naughty · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

My guild meetings are like your WIC meetings. It comes in handy to have just a little bit of ghetto in you--all the bougie-osity can be put aside when needed!

As to my sayings, I'm going to put them all down in a book and publish them. 10% of the proceeds are going to be donated to Rev. Freddie's Fire-Baptized Calvinistic Bapticostal Church of God Holy Ghost Sanctified Outreach Tabernacle of Deliverance, Inc.

Yes darlin'

I think the two of us have to come off the front porch and onto the sidewalk on occassion to deal with the down and dirty of life. I think your support of Reverend Freddie's ministry is admirable. I just want to know one thing.... This new found benevolence didnt occur because he just happen threaten to send that tape of our "rehearsal" to your pastor, did it?

prepstudinsc · 05-23-2006

No, it's because I want REv. Freddie's church to get a new organ because he's promised me he'd buy me one as part of my contract. When this church goes on TV, it will be the most visible church ministry around and I wanted to be part of it LOL. Watch out Dr. Schuller, Rev. Freddie is coming to town.

naughty · 05-23-2006

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Originally Posted by prepstudinsc

No, it's because I want REv. Freddie's church to get a new organ because he's promised me he'd buy me one as part of my contract. When this church goes on TV, it will be the most visible church ministry around and I wanted to be part of it LOL. Watch out Dr. Schuller, Rev. Freddie is coming to town.

Ahhhhh yes . I should have known. Just as powerful as your lust for ...life, is your lust for power...Casting your bread upon the waters and what not.....

" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

Originally Posted by naughty Pastor Fred, Are you handing out your own special brand of holy kisses again? I thought the hidden video tape from the wedding would have calmed your ardor... For shame! Kimmie,