Best reaction to your size the first time....

reddog

What are the best comments you've heard when you've gotten down to dropping trou? I mean, the comments that have stayed with you over the years.

I'll go first:

"Holy Christ. I don't know if I can do that tonight..." (You had to see the facial expression.)

P.S. It was a great night, despite the comment...

luckyseven

I think the most memorable comment for me was when I was living with a woman ten years senior to me who had recently been divorced. Her ex was was apparently quite small and her expression was a sight to behold. She was speechless for a moment or two and finally she said, "You're not putting that thing in me, no way!" Suffice to say her fascination got the better of her and I had the best sex in years, she was a real nymphomaniac in the end she wore me out!

reddog

Funny about those "moments", yes, Seven? They kind of stay with you over time. Right?

HickBoy

"Wow! What am I going to do with all that?"

Dude,
Your problem lies not between your legs,
but between your ears.

Irish

"Holy shit I thought they were joking!"

(My friends talk a lot and way too many jokes about my size get made.)

6'3" 130 lbs. 8" x 6"

findfirefox

She just had a look and St. Mary? Jesus Christ

Whitest Kids U Know: It's illegal to say...

Sorcerer

Eyes doubled in size, a huge grin and then
"FUCK YEAH!!"

hungnate

The woman I'm with now had the sexiest response. The first time she saw my dick she said "hell yeah." I almost jizzed right there.

Snakebyte

I know what you mean. A friend of mine once saw me naked after workout and since then most of my (female) friends make jokes about my size. I'm also 8x6.

I won't answer pm's like "how are you?" etc

I am the footprint in the sand
I am the wind that sweeps the land
I am the eyeglass of a blinded man
in the heat of desire I'm a starfire
falling down from the sky

Wilde316

This wonderful woman just looked at me and smiled, then said "giddyup" some of the best sex ever with that one

cups

I always love the girl's first reaction, it can be such a turn on!
The jaw droppin and eyes WIDE open, that little moment of silence and then sayin stuff like "omg look at ur penis".

Jerus

It can be quite empowering, can't it?

To me, its not what they say, but what they do. I find it can shorten the length of forplay a whole lot - from dry to dripping wet in 15 seconds!

My best reaction was from a really stuck up girl, who I had been trying it on with for weeks, she had loads of guys on the go - some of whom were my friends and we were running a bit of a bet on who could break her!

Anyway, we were 'messing around' at her house and she dared me to show her my cock - which I did. Then she sent me downstairs for some drinks, when I came back up she was bent over in fishnet sockings on the bed!

Cleaned up that book and won £100 as well as getting laid! Result!

bigboy9239

Sounds familiar....mine said...

"whoa..I don't know if I can take all that."

Steve26

I think my wife was a bit dumbstruck, since what she managed to say was that it was very "abrupt." Strange word choice, but her only previous BF had been 9" taller than me yet substantially less endowed ... so I think what she meant was that by comparison my size looked entirely disproportionate ...

A high school girlfriend, who obviously believed that all women crave size, said something like, "If other women knew what was in your pants, they'd all be trying to snatch you away!"

Steve

jeff black

Is there anything better than a woman(or man) just undoing your pants and then smiling, followed by opening their mouth.

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