Best reaction to your size the first time....

I share your experiences guys! Due to my thickness I really have to get the woman lubed and work the head in and out slow, really turns them on and then slide in sloooooow, a real turnon for me and for them. Due to thickness have had no woman ever want to give me a BJ.

Man your fucking hot and I would give it a try!

One with a girl who ended up being somewhat psycho whose first words on seeing it were "Oh my god it's fucking huge."

The second (and the girl I'm currently seeing) was "You can buy any car you want, hell, you could by a Yugo, you have NOTHING to compensate for" :)

From a date: "My God! You're HUGE!" (the last thing she said for a while because it's not polite to talk when your mouth is full).

In Amsterdam, a woman I met at Boston's Logan Airport and invited to stay with me after the flight said, "You're bigger than you have a right to be and I think you've had too many women." (not much talking after that because she did the same thing as the woman above).

From an ex-gf: "You're so... BBBIIIGGG!" as I entered her.

Considerably after I dropped my drawers, a woman I met at a softball game was looking at it and said that, soft, it was bigger than her ex-husband's.

Not really a comment, but a nurse who was going to treat a rash (don't get ideas, it was caused by my briefs chafing the skin at the juncture of my groin and thigh) had her back to me as I lowered my jeans. When she turned and faced it, she literally blanched a good four inches (but didn't say a word). She had a wedding ring on, so I didn't pursue it.

1) My first girlfriend after college saw it hard for the first time, pointed at it and said "That thing scares me!"

2) A couple of months after I got married, my bestfriends wife said to my wife "So I hear you are one lucky woman."
My wife replied, "Why?"
She responded, "Because I hear your husband has a big dick."

i wear baggy jeans and pants usually, so when a girl unzips it for the first time there's some surprise, then when it's fully hard, it's like HOLLY SHIT!! lol

Shitting holly would probably hurt a lot more than using it to wipe with...

The best first time reaction I've ever gotten is also the only one:

My 2nd (now ex) girlfriend (although this would be right before we actually got together) and I were among a group of a dozen or so people sitting around, getting wasted at somebody's apartment. There was less seats than people, and at some point she sat on the corner of the couch I was sitting on... and somehow ended up sitting on my leg eventually. A little while more time passes, we get a little more wasted, and her hand bumped my already engorged bulge (I hadn't exactly had a lot of girls on my lap... hell, I still haven't lol)... she looks down, stops, sorta grabbed its girth lightly, and looked at me shaking her head slowly with mouth a bit open in disbelief. I had just enough 'narcotics' in me to just cockily shake my head up and down. She later claimed to have known before that though - it would make sense, but this is a better story I'd say.

Best reaction ever: "You're going to put someone's eye out with that thing."

I fell on the floor laughing.

she said "Ow this really hurts. Please stop now"

Yeah made me feel really proud.

she was a married drunk co-worker who said "do me anytime, anyway, anywhere."

Gimmick account?

I gotta good 1 for u guys


a couple of years ago i met a beautiful woman,she had everything i wanted in a female.her body and mind were perfect and after a couple of phone conversations and meetings i asked her out.She had been divorced for maybe 2 years-and told me she rather we be friends.She told me she was attracted 2 me and that she loved having fun with me but didnt want to destroy our friendship(she's like 6'0 and i'm 5'9)i thought she said no because i was shorter than her.Me being the man that i am--i told myself that i wouldnt let her go without anything sexual goin down.Heres when it gets hot guys


ok i bring her back to my house--we settle down and start watching t.v.When she wasnt ready i stole a kiss.Nothing spectacular just a peck on the lips.She smiled-looked at me and gave me a kiss back.We start making out and i get her out of her clothes sucking her breasts and fiddling with her clit.she cums and 3 seconds later says oh i dont know if we should be doing this--i give her the look like u came its my turn and pull my pants down.She looked at it--i was semi erect and grabbed and said i can definatley work with this.We had sex for a couple of hrs--and durin our session she screams out i love u dont leave me.LOL u know i confronted her about afterward rite.She says she wanted to be with me and dont know why she said what she said.I tole her nah i value our friendship to much now--lol.

She told me no in the begining because of my height--i guess she figured if i was shorter than her--that it wouldnt work out

You're stupid.

Why is that stupid? Always leave them wanting more. Besides. He got what he wanted.