03-19-2008
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#946 (permalink)
| | | My last girl got on her knees, opened my pants for the first time to give me some head.
Then I heard: Oh ... oh my god .... its ... its thicker than my arm!
Well, what ca I say, it was, but she was kinda petite. | | | |
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03-19-2008
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#947 (permalink)
| | | "Wow...our friends were right...holy shit it has grown a lot in the last year."
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"I think we better get way more lube than what we have..." | | | |
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03-19-2008
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#948 (permalink)
| | | this happend last night...she goes "NO...FUCKIN'...WAY...R WE FUCKING. thats twice as big as anything ive had before". good thing im persuasive :) | | | |
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03-19-2008
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#949 (permalink)
| | | I've been dating an Irish girl from Dublin for a while now, but her initial reaction the first time we fucked still blows me away. We'd met a while ago, but she invited me along to a party at her house which seemed more or less the perfect enviroment to get to know her better. The party was great, though we were largely unaware of it as we spent the better half grinding up against one another in the hallway and garden.
After people started to leave, we headed to the bedroom where she was practically ripping her damn clothes off. Now, she's a small girl, barely 5 foot whilst I'm roughly 6' 4" so there's a pretty significant height difference. She grabbed me firmly by the crouch - my cock now hardening and forming a good semi, muttering "Jesus..." under her breath. She started stroking it further, till the two of us were on top of her bed in her underwear.
Eventually, she pulled my cock out of my boxers gripping it with her small hands, her eyes widening. There's something about the Irish accent as well when you've got an incredibly hot girl gripping your cock in both hands saying "Fucking hell" - shakes head - "It's huge"
Later on, when we got into some real hardcore fucking, I'll never forget her repeating "You're so big... You're so big... You're so big!!" over and over. She later admitted her previous bfs had been pretty damn small and I was by far the longest and thickest yet. I'm still pretty amazed at how tight she is and how long it took her to get used to me. I've had her and several others tell me I'm big but I still struggle to believe it really. Guess it's all down to perspective in the end. | | | |
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03-19-2008
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#950 (permalink)
| | | The worst, as I probably posted earlier was "What do you want me to do with that? Burp it?" But recently, after 6 years of conjugal same-sex marriage the squeeze said to me "No te preocupes. Puedo tomarlo." And he did! | | | |
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03-19-2008
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#951 (permalink)
| | | My girlfriend was feeling around down there for the first time while we were making out. She said that that is the thickest piece of meat she has ever felt!
Then it got hard and she said that it was the longest and thickest shes ever had!
Granted shes 2 yrs older than me!
What do you all think?
(true/false) | | | |
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03-20-2008
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#952 (permalink)
| | | Well for me. It was not so much what she said. But the first time we were going to have sex she had got a free trial of those condoms that you get off of I think condomania.com. We we're fooling around on the couch and she unzipped my pants and my hard cock was almost at her eye level. She mumbled,'shit,' then age took out the box and tried to fit me to a condom. It was both our first time. Hers all together. MUR with a condom. We went through 3 of them before we decided to call it quits because none woulc even fit over my head. Let alone the shaft. I had to strech her out for a few weeks before we bought magnums. And even those still leave tight rings around the shaft... When we use them.
I'm not huge but I'm over average. 7.5 long and 6 to 61\2 girth. | | | |
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03-20-2008
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#953 (permalink)
| | | I'm a grower rather than a shower and, based on looking at other guys in the changing rooms at school, I had always assumed that I was average, if that.
But the first guy I ever had sex with looked up in the middle of giving me a blowjob and said, "Jesus, you must have them queuing up for this thing."
And I once overheard someone I'd recently had sex with describing me to his friends with the words: "It's just like a penis... only bigger." LOL
I'm 8 long and 61/2 to 7 girth. | | | |
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03-24-2008
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#954 (permalink)
| | | My new winner was a couple nights ago.
At this party a friend of mine was telling this girl (that told her friend, his girlfriend earlier that she needed sex) that I had a "huge one, like, wrist thick".
She decides that she's not in any shape to drive so she asks if she can stay, "of course" I say. She gets in my bed with me, we go through that feeling out phase for a minute or two...then start making out. She straddles me and grinds against the bulge in my shorts and moans "mmm, feels nice".
A few minutes later she pulls my shorts down, we're in the dark so she can't see, and I'm so hard it's pretty much bigger than ever. She feels up my legs, to my thighs, then my balls, and then she finally gets a feel of it (not even able to reach her fingers around it) and yelps "HOLY SHIT HE WAS RIGHT!"
ME: what you mean?
HER: Your friend said you were thick, but wrist thick, he didnt say forearm thick!
An hour later, and 6 orgasms for her later, I finally unleash a huge load on her. 15-20 minutes later, she slides up on me again...
ME: Again?
HER: Yes please
ME: I duno, think you deserve more?
HER: You've already ruined sex for me with anyother guy, might as well get my moneys worth.
Greatest thing I've ever heard. Brings a tear to my eyes just thinking about it lol. | | | |
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03-24-2008
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#955 (permalink)
| | | it was m first time and my gurl just stared at it with a lil excitement and fear at the same time it was priceless ill neva 4get it after that she was addicted lol | | | |
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03-24-2008
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#956 (permalink)
| | | The best reaction happened quite recently, I was out at a club with a few of my mates last week and we met a friend of one of my flatmates, we were dancing together and I started getting hard when she took me by the collar to a corridor and felt me through my denim, her friends were ready to go, but she said 'wow, feels big, i'll un-wrap it later."
It got even better though.
Last saturday, I was all alone in my flat and decided to call her up, she came over and said she wanted to suck me. But then when she took it out she said 'scratch that -- I want this thing IN me.' Needless to say it was one of the best nights ever.  | | | |
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03-24-2008
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#957 (permalink)
| | | I had gotten, "where you think you gonna put that?" a lot... | | | |
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03-27-2008
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#958 (permalink)
| | | This shy could not help but utter "oh...my...god" as we were doing it. She also told me, blushing, you're a big boy.
Another always gushed about my size, even emailing me until rpesent day.
Another told me as we were getting ready to do it the first time: "I don't think it'll fit." Or my favorite (during getting up the enxt morning): Baby, you have a huge dick. | | | |
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03-27-2008
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#959 (permalink)
| | | I have only ever had 2 reactions. 1 from my girlfriend (long term) which was "you got a big dick"
The another one from a girl before my girlfriend she didnt say anything at the time but 2 days later when I was at gym she messaged me saying "I dont mean to sound rude, but your thing is massive". Needless to say I showed all the boys, some of whom knew her. | | | |
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03-28-2008
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#960 (permalink)
| | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Ed in Mass I don't know,what's your mothers name?
Son!, is that you? | No it's Wilbur | | | |
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