Best reaction to your size the first time....

"Um, judging by your name, and that you found that line humorous, did she happen to be you cox'n? "

No, actually she meant it along the lines of the old saying "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" and she was saying "it's the size of a the boat" that matters.

There was one time where this guy said, "I don't want to offend you but I've never seen a penis this big!"

A friend i was comparing with, opened his eyes wide and told me:

"What a pole! I compared a lot of times but i have never seen a so thick tool: you sure should do the movies and substitute Rocco Siffredi when he retires!"

well i had the pet name from my girlfirend and she called me bigboy. this because im a 6'3" 300 lbs bulit like a tank person. she said well i guess u do live up to ur nickname

One of the best comments I ever got about my penis was at the beach... I was walking with my new girlfriend, and this guy was barbecuing kielbasa sausage on a public grill. He said, "you two are welcome to join me." Obviously eying my sexy girl. I said, No we'll pass. Walking away, I said "that's what I got a kielbasa." She "no honey, you have a fucking burrito!" That put a smile on my face!




A true story,
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"Now I see why your wife likes having so much sex with you."

Best, or worst, say infamous, was when a guy at a gay bar in Santa Rosa, outside the door on a hot summer night, said I was going home with him and he physically picked me up and started to carry me off. I thought he was kidding and sort of giggled about it, but he was not kidding. I grabbed a post and that made him stop, but he was tugging hard. Sucker was determined to take me home no matter what.

Had I let go it might have been worth a book, but it messed with my head that men thought they could just throw me over their shoulder and take me home. I treated it as politely as I could, but did not go. Yelling like an idiot, but he was serious.

He was cute, handsome even, and muscular, blond, short, not that bright, but I have no prejudice against those that are not so bright. Now I wish I had gone with him. Damnit, had not thought about this in years. The guy that DID get me after that was an asshole that wasted years of my life.

The best one was from my girlfriend who was really into sex. She wanted to fuck from the beginning and when we finally did she was so ready. Then she saw my cock. I'll never forget how she handled it. She said "Oh, you're longer than me. We'll have to adjust for that."

She was not going to turn down a big cock, even if it exceeded her capacity. So we adjusted. She was a great lover and she really knew how to get the most pleasure out of my cock, even if it was too big for her.

My FAVORITE reaction came from a pair of casual acquaitances, Rikki and Lynne.
Both girls are GREAT friends of mine, and one night the three of us went out for a bite and a few drinks.
well, to make a long story short, the three of us ended up back at their place.
Rikki, the smaller of the two,basically went crazy after we had adjourned to her bedroom.
she began undressing me (she was already nude) , and I (Obviously) was getting hornier (and Harder) than hell.
As she pulled my pants down, my stiffy-pop did a Jiffy pop and hit the li'l sweetie in the eye.
Rikki shrieked with surprise when it happened, and Lynne staggered in,wondering what happened. She looked down at my penis and and kind of whispered to Rikki "If you even THINK you're gonig to fit, you're NUTS!"
Then Lynne added "I'll go first to soften it up for ya"

What happened afterwards is best left to the imagination

It was with my current girlfriend...


Her eyes opened wide and she looked up at me... "Is that... Is that real?!"
She thought i had a fake one, like in boogie nights.

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I was 15 and my bud's mother asked me to help her move something in her basement. Soon as we got to the basement she tongue kissed me and proceeded to unzipper me and she pulled my cock out by its very long foreskin... by now it was stretching out about a foot altogether and she said "damn boy, you got enough cock for my mouth and my pussy with some left over".

I've responded to this in the past but I have something new to add:

"Oh my!" - my current girlfriend, when I was about 3/4 erect in her hand, the first time we had sex.
"Oh my!" - when I was fully erect.
"Oh my!" - nearly every time since then when I am erect.

Life is good.

"Had I known, we would have done this much sooner!! I thought it was just a rumer"
I show a big package and still got that reaction!!

Brilliant thread! Bringing back some great memories. Some favourites:

I remember talking about guys measuring themselves with a few friends, who obviously asked if I ever had. I told her my size but I don't think she believed me until we ended up back at my place a few weeks later: "Good God...you ARE big!"

My first girlfriend: "You've got to be careful with that thing!"

A petite girl who I was dating for a while a few years back: "Holy shit...this is going to be like being a virgin all over again!"