Best reaction to your size the first time....

A few quotes. But I dont think I am really that big.

After seeing it: "you are not going home with anyone elts tomorrow night!"
"Fuck me with that beautiful cock"
"You have a really nice cock"
"I forgot how big it was"
"I did not know you were going to have a huge cock"
" I miss your cock the most"
After getting back together: "I have missed this"
"Wow , look at that, and it is not even hard yet"

They were tossing them over my throbbing hard cock. That was the best night I had to this day. They were best friends and fucking hott.

My best response was "Oh, honey, if you use that thing on me, my husband is gonna know you was there Sugar!"

I guess the funniest I've ever had was from someone who had heard a rumour that I might be large. Things were getting fun when she said...
Her: So... I've heard you are... well... kinda large.
Me: Take a look and see what you think!
Her: Hmmm. If you aren't, you'll have to leave!
Me: OK! Seems fair!
Her: You're sure? You'll leave if I don't think it's big enough?
Me: Yep!
Zzzzip!
Her: You can stay!
Me: Sure?
Her: God yes....

Standing side by side with my pants unzipped and her hand not even close to fully encircling my fat dick: "Somebody must have left the gate to the horse farm open."

Let me be the first to start a conversation with you because of your cock!

All very entertaining. I've made a note of this thread.

"WOW! Now, I know why you're so cocky."

Thanks for sharing that pertinent piece of information...

Oh the irony of a double post....

"Fuck!...me. Put it in me"

Hey Muscle 14, with that much dangling, it must be a constant and conscious presence ; I know what its like to have a puny 6 inches flaccid and 9 erect....

Do you hide it in floppy pants and tight underwear, or let it just be out there for you, getting half hard and coming down again?? (As I try to do???)

ROB

"Gosh, you have a huge dick !!!" which was the reaction from a whore. LMAO !!!

From a female perspective - I don't think i react much outwardly but inside I am thinking "Oh goody", or "At last..." depending on how my luck has been going!

She swore up and down that she could suck cock with the best of them...

went something like "Oh my g-glug slurp god!"