Can I make myself gay?

I'll go along with that......

Just want you to know-- so far, I have never been angry toward anybody, even one time, yet. But I also realize that, as people, we all project our own image on everybody else. I'm a tongue in cheek kind of guy and I also look at everything through rose-colored glasses and a lot of humor (even though I don't write it, because then stronzo and senor would take me to task for each partial sentence). That's why I don't worry about 6-8 respondents down my throat at any one time. When I was asked if I was going to take the whole panel on, I just chuckled to myself. That stuff doesn't bother me.

I realize that what I have to say isn't popular, here! That doesn't bother me in the least. What I'm trying to do is provoke honest thought. I don't care about dissing somebody, and you guys can diss me all you want. All that does is make me chuckle.

I remember one time watching a cat-fight between high-school girls, and how they divided off, and the things they said, and screamed about, and how a bunch of them ganged up on one girl and then "harrangued her to death." Finally, you'd think they'd win, wouldn't you? But just the opposite happened, and their group split up because they discredited themselves.

These guys remind me of them.

I love learning by other people's experiences. I'm a real good student, and I learn easily, by books, by experiences, and other people's experiences. I pick up on things fast, but I also put to use the things that I know. I don't say one thing and do something else, either. I think that either I should live what I know, or learn something else.

So if stronzo has all these images of me as a beast, well, that's "projection." When senor lists a bunch of "golden rules" dating thousands of years later than king David and even 500 years later than Christ and thinks he's answered my challenge, should I take time and say he has proved my points?

And when somebody keeps calling me names, when I have personally challenged them to prove their point, like "TROLL," and that's all they have left to try, should I get mad? Hell, I'm grateful for how stupid they've proved themselves to be. And when those same people get kudos from everybody, then they become part of the group attacking me. Do I care? I enjoy it. The more, the merrier.

So now we all know, don't we?

I don't label people. I don't label Muslims, or Jews, or Christians, or Gays. I don't call them names. I don't judge at all. But I am accused of doing all those things, aren't I? And all one has to do is go back through the posts. Remember, I'm the troll. (Which I just love, by the way).

So , correct me if I'm wrong, now. But wouldn't people who carp at you call you a troll when they had nothing else to say, constructively? And what kind of constructive comment should one expect from carp, anyway? And doesn't one occasionally go trolling for...carp?

So believe me, I think I understand the "troll" label, at least, from carp. Now of course, that's not calling anybody here a carp. I'll let THEM do that to themselves!

Way to let it die, Solong. Good show.

He's also too fucking short and skinny to be of any use in ANY sport. And a loose cannon at that.

We'll be either trading him or cutting him for Jake Gyllenhaal.

YUM.

I am not gay, but, diferent strokes for diferent folks. If you want to tlak about availability of women and the materialism and shallowness....that is no reason for a straight man to want to be gay. There has to be something in you that craves men.
If you want a gorgeous girl not into plastic , not materialistic, a woman you can enjoy on a walk, ice cream, simple life...go to small towns, or go overseas, Russian, Slovakian, Croatian, Italian, British, Spanish,Portuguese,plenty of gorgeous women , and, living in small towns away from Hollywood and its influence.


Back to the gay stuff, if you want to be gay, I believe there is nothing a human being can not learn. Go to gay bars, get hooked up, get on all fours and let some guys thrust in you. Give some head, you might end up liking it, I think you are a talent in the making.Given a few sessions, you might like it, and your goal of forgetting about women, and loving men, will be achived.


You have to find out what you want.

You are such a man. Aren't you though? Just ask you. I know I'm convinced.

Oh I know. I have. It's on that basis the appelation was applied.

Good. I'm glad you love it. It's well-earned. You seem to be able to convince yourself of nearly anything. Good show!

You're "the man"!


But what I don't get about you is that for all your espoused Christianity you don't seem to possess the milk of human kindness to any degree. You simply come off seeming arrogant - as though you have no heart.

Ah well. For all you wordines, I'm less convinced than ever that my opinion of fundamental Christians is in error by your example. No big surprise there.

In a word? "UGH"

*sings*

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?

Have you ever posted?........ON WEED!? lol