Historical facts

senor rubirosa · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by alex8

Concubines who piss.

It's certainly true that the concupiscent ones do -- but so do all the ones that are still chewing bread.

You are such a fucking rascal, Heinz.

senor rubirosa · 05-05-2006

A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
When the American asks why he says he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple.
When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb.
When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.
He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.
When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.
When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

novice_btm · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa

A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
...

Now, THAT'S one hysterical fart.

P.S. Does Heinz know you call him "Heinz", and shouldn't it be "Fritz"?

senor rubirosa · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by novice_btm

Now, THAT'S one hysterical fart.

P.S. Does Heinz know you call him "Heinz", and shouldn't it be "Fritz"?

In a word, yes, he knows. He knows everything. You should know that.

Fritz? A bit late. You should take that friggin' hat off. Your mentation might improve.

But I'll think about it.

Fritz? Fritz?

No, Fritz is supercilious ... and I ask you, is there any need, under God's warm sun, to reinforce the supercilious in Al.... in Heinz?

I think not.

Historical facts

Originally Posted by alex8 Concubines who piss. It's certainly true that the concupiscent ones do -- but so do all the ones that are still chewing bread. You are such a fucking rascal, Heinz.