Sliding Walls

On their first trip to the city a country boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly, old lady went up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son...

"Go get your mother."

Oh man...the elevator of miracles...

...typical men joke...

Indeed. But OK...for you Gisella:

On their first trip to the city a country child and their guardian were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The child asked, "What is this?"

The guardian (never having seen an elevator) responded, "I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the child and guardian were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly, old person went up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the person passed between them into a small room. The walls closed and the child and guardian watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old <insert person of an appropriate gender here> stepped out. The guardian said quietly to the child...

"Go get your <insert appropriate gender adult here>"

I don't think it works so well....

Yes...it works just fine!!!

U little monster...