Sitting down to pee?

Always sit at home, always stand in public turlets. I had a debate w/ my gf and her female freiend this weekend about this. My gf will pee, wipe w/ tp and then not flush. I always have to flush when I go to pee or my dangler hits the tp and/ or piss water. Her friend listened to us debating this for a while and then just said..."your dick hits the water when you sit"?? She seemed confused. Maybe I'll explain it to her someday!

I'm with "benderten2001." Sitting is quieter and cleaner. I don't want anyone to hear me taking a piss. Strange, isn't it? Probably no one else gives it a thought. Apparently some women are bothered by this; I remember reading decades ago in either Dear Abby or Ann Landers that they should hum to themselves while urinating.

I often use urinals in public restrooms, but as I said on another thread, I've noticed that when I wear shorts, a fine spray hits my legs. That bothers me; I think, what if I were wearing dress clothing.

I usually sit when possible, with the help of ass gaskets.. Farts echo louder that way.

Well, if want to sit just do it and enjoy...but if a man always sit to pee is very annoying and no fun thing to me bcause i enjoy to watch he do it while standing.

Well baby doll, if you were around, I'd stand there and let ya hold it for me!

Actually, it's not always a matter of "poor aiming". Split streams occur spontaneously and that phenomenon makes for some unsightly quick floor puddles. THIS is the reason behind a number of us guys sitting whenever we can. ...especially those of us say, over age 35 or so (which is about when I first started noticing this myself.) I've since read, years later in this very forum! of others experiencing the same same thing. Floors, our dress trousers, ALL are subject to getting wet if we're not extra carerful.

So to the younger fellas among us around here...enjoy your aiming now!
Your day could be coming!

Yeh! Let her play firefighter a bit..at least....

And must be outdoors to water in all directions too..

FDLPSG...

St. Ridhwan, after referring to the large tome before him:
"Hold on, there. You can't pass through these Pearly Gates."

Abdul: "But I've dedicated my life to Allah and I blew myself up in that crowded infidel schoolyard taking out many of Satan's spawn. I have come to claim my 72 virgins."

St. Ridhwan, shaking his head:
"No, sirreebob. The guy standing next to you in that mensroom you stopped at on the way to killing yourself accidentally spattered you with a drop of his urine. Ewwwww!!! Go away!"

Damn dude, you don't want to be straight. I'd give that some thought...[laughing] Your big peter would sure have a good time in my mouth though.

What a great story....[laughing]

I think split streams occur when your piss slit is very wide and when you piss the middle tends to stay together. My buddy is that way........

Whoa, didnt realize so many guys sit to piss, nope never.....unless I'm doing #2.

Have a mild case of hypospadias so definitely can not write my name in the snow. When I was younger and built a little lower to the ground, didn't notice the problem, plus back then didn't see many indoor bathrooms - used outhouses or whatever. As I got older with more indoor facilities, had to work harder at hitting the target. Needless to say, I dampened a few floors and toilet seats in my day. In public restrooms, urinials where great, otherwise, look out floor. In private bathrooms, I would kneel bsides the commode(lessened the noise and the needed for good aim). About 25 years ago, started sitting. Have to be careful or get a head wash job.

So, in public the urinial or lookout for the wet floor. In private, I'm sitting.


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PICTURES, PLZ.

Of what? The hypospadias or my penise?