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Old 11-06-2004   #26 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Bluespeedoz@Nov 4 2004, 06:09 AM
Hi there,

I've never knowingly taken any recreational drugs unless wine and alcohol are included. I don't drink much and tobacco and other drugs are a no no. I won't even take a pill for a headache and have to feel real bad before I will see a physician.
One of my friends is a known prankster and a while back in a bar for a joke he unknowingly to me slipped a 50mg viagra tablet into my drink. I was in the bar with other friends who it transpired were all in on the joke. I began to think I was getting some funny looks from some of my friends but put it down to my imagination. Suddenly i began to feel a real hard boner which was very noticeable and leaking loadsa pre cum. I wasn't wearing any underwearand felt warm and a little sweaty and was getting more embarassed by the minute because I didnt want a wet spot on my jeans. When I needed to take a leak I had to take my jacket and sort of casually hold it over my bulge and upper right leg. I sat in the stalls and decided to masterbate in order to drop my erection. Unfortunatelly while I had no trouble taking care of my dick I stayed rock hard. When I went back in the bar my friends started laughing uproariously and told me what my so called friend had done. I was relieved to get an explanation and laughed to as it was very funny. I was hard for a further 18 hours when the effects of the viagra began to wear off. While it was a great joke and know I'm in great shape physically I discovered later that men in vulnerable health groups could have had a heart attack in these circumstances!! So I wouldn't recommend practical jokes of this nature but would recommend viagra to those who need it if it is prescribed by their physician.
I'm sat here wondering how I can play a joke on my friend who is getting married soon. No doubt he'll be partying with us guys and so an opportunity will no doubt arise. I'm thinking I'll strip him naked and tie him to a tree for a couple of hours while we party on. Don't worry he'll be mad but will see the funny side. Any other suggestions welcome.
^_^

If you truly want to get him back throw him a bachelor party. Get a group of guys to help you and hold him down and paint his dick and balls all different colors. Spray paint works really well. This is a tradition in a small town not far from where I live. They also paint the ladies at their bachelor girl party.