How on earth do you guys ever keep your hands off it?

renewed · 04-14-2006

I've had penis envy ever since I can remember. If I had one, I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time (cut holes in the pockets or something to be reasonably socially acceptable).

How do you keep your hands off it at all (as opposed to how often do you masturbate)?

Renewed

jeff black · 04-14-2006

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Originally Posted by renewed

I've had penis envy ever since I can remember. If I had one, I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time (cut holes in the pockets or something to be reasonably socially acceptable).

How do you keep your hands off it at all (as opposed to how often do you masturbate)?

Renewed

I can honest say Renewed... that my hand is on my penis 18 hours a day. I am not alwasy jerking off.. but there is something quite satisfying about your hand on your dick.
It just rests there, I love my penis

Dont' be envious though, My other hand is always on someone's boob as well

Welcome to the group btw.

kwc4you2003 · 04-14-2006

I go to work? School? Plus (at least to me) its not as intresting when you have had it all your life.

GoneA · 04-14-2006

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Originally Posted by renewed

I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time (cut holes in the pockets or something to be reasonably socially acceptable).

then where would you keep your spare change

Matthew · 04-14-2006

It's easy. I just put my hands on someone else's.

Lex · 04-14-2006

What HE said.

DirtyJ018 · 04-14-2006

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Originally Posted by renewed

If I had one, I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time

That's how I feel about pussy.

Lee_M · 04-14-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by renewed

I've had penis envy ever since I can remember. If I had one, I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time (cut holes in the pockets or something to be reasonably socially acceptable).

How do you keep your hands off it at all (as opposed to how often do you masturbate)?

Renewed

Im with you there ..It just looks like fun to have a cock of your own to play with whenever you want

V Says it all

Mighty Joe · 04-14-2006

I love mine too although on occasions, I have to admit I beat it.

horribleperson · 04-15-2006

i let females play with my penis so i dont have to. it keeps my hands free so i can do other more productive things with my life

ceg1526 · 04-15-2006

The novelty wears off after a while, plus the chores of making a living and having a life take time away. And there's the time spent on the forum here....

Take care

Ceg

ben11 · 04-15-2006

I'm 51 now. Even though My girlfriend and I have sex at least 5 to 6 times a week, I still have to masturbate at least once a day or I get edgy. When I am not dating, I masturbate more frequently.

When I was younger, it was really hard (pun intended). There were times when I would use a restroom on a different floor so if I was going to get caught it would not be by somone at work.

RoysToy · 04-15-2006

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Originally Posted by ceg1526

. . . And there's the time spent on the forum here....

Take care

Ceg

Oh, how silly of me thinking keeping one hand on mine as I had forum participation wasn't one of the rules!

larry93455 · 04-15-2006

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Originally Posted by renewed

I've had penis envy ever since I can remember. If I had one, I think I would have my hands in my pants all the time (cut holes in the pockets or something to be reasonably socially acceptable).

How do you keep your hands off it at all (as opposed to how often do you masturbate)?

Renewed

One girl I'm seeing actually asked me this same question. I told her I didn't understand the concept of not touching my penis all the time. I keep my hands on it all the time. The only time I take my hands off my penis is when there is demand for me to share my dick with another and have to let her touch my penis now and then.

gg42 · 04-15-2006

I have no choice - if I do it's a parole violation