Originally Posted by jeff black
How about Trolls or Assholes? We supply names and members can go at their favorite asshole or troll, and decide which members are trolls, and which are just jaded, cranky,
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How about Trolls or Assholes? We supply names and members can go at their favorite asshole or troll, and decide which members are trolls, and which are just jaded, cranky, assholes.
That's a nice one Jeff...
I'm envisaging What I Had For Dinner..where members go into an orgiastic account of the culinary delights they whisked up that evening, the whole shebang...
And bending to the more culinarily subversive...3 Course Whores...where members can indulge their food sex fetish...i.e...who needs a dildo when you have the waitrose veg section?
"Anybody ever catch your dad measuring his girth and found out you were at least 1.5 inches bigger?"
ROTFLMAO "lmao:
How about "I put an interesting title here but what I really want are all YOUR hot stories so I can read and jerk off"Forum. Think about it. We could have the following threads there:
Expert Anal Top Here--Inquire within!
First Time You Jerked Off With Your Mom--Tell about it!
God knows THAT catergory hasn't been done to DEATH
I think The RELIGION RING would be fun.
People go into the thread and battle it out verbally for their specific religion. Member can have their fill of religions and get bonus memberships if they can tie homosexuality to it.
"SO Huge I Can't Fit in the Camera Frame"--The forum is decidated to members who boast that they are 11x10, 14x8, 12x8 but magically can not find a way with today's super cheap and ubitquitous technology (webcam, digital cam, camera phone, scanner) to take a picture as any sort of credible proof. (Surprisingly, I know 3 members who are the same size as me (8x6) and two who are legit 10x7 and I have seen proof. Interesting).
"Look At My Dildo...er, Cock!!"--This forum is dedicated to members who post OBVIOUSLY faked pictures (photoshop or otherwise) and use fake dildos and lotion to make fake videos and the members who love them!! High quality resolution be damned!! These members would have you believe that a old cam takes shitty pics. (Surprisingly, my 1.5 megapixel cam seems to take great pics of my body and cock. Hmmm.
Yes Lex! I took my pics with a Phillips keychain camera.$15 at walmart. Just got a better camera. The point is if they want to show it they could.
"When I jack off with my mom and dad and they both have bigger cocks than I do, I want to commit suicide. How many others out there feel like that?" (honestly, I am eighteen years old)
"Black men bigger? I used to be white, and small, only 10". I jelqed until I was 14", and it made my skin turn dark... has this happened to anyone else?"
Stretched out? After I fucked my girlfriend with my hugh cock, she's so stretched out now that she can't use tampons. They just fall out. Anyone else ever had this happen?
Stretched out? After I fucked my girlfriend with my hugh cock, she's so stretched out now that she can't use tampons. They just fall out. Anyone else ever had this happen?
Yeah, I hate when that happens. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a twenty-inch penis.
