I did folsom this year, naked the whole time.

At 4PM did a wank off of the 3d story window over where My Place used to be near 8th street.

It was kinda cold, so I came quickly.

As I was stroking it for a crowd of hundreds, a woman shouted "SIZE MATTERS!!!"

I then squired a load that arc'ed up and out, much to the howling crowd's delight.