if you are hung, these trunks are what you need

Bryan_Lyte2 · 04-29-2006

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Originally Posted by Latinoboy9

LOL! @ jackbythesea
Did you go to college? May I ask?

"college is gay" LOL

fliegles · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Hung Muscle

Oh wow. Guys in the US just don't wear that stuff???!

Thanks for citing section 4.3 subsection 34-R paragraph 457 of the "what guys in the US are allowed to wear" rulebook.

I'm in the US and I wear that stuff, so you probably want to initiate a citizens' arrest.

Right on!!

Alas, a lot of American men are far too attuned to the correctness police - mainly ball squeezing women.

fliegles · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by SizeRulz

You know what I mean - no need to be an ass.

No, SizeRulz, I do not know what you mean! I am heartily tired of "glittering generalities" which everyone is supposed to take a gospel. Whatever happened to individuality?

fliegles · 05-05-2006

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Originally Posted by JackbytheSea

SizRules is right. That's gay stuff, boss.

If there's one thing we've mastered stateside it's the art of calling anything we're too fat to wear, can't figure out or are too lazy to do 'gay'. Sure it's the passtime of eleven year olds in most Western countries, but we go right on doing it well into our forties in the US.

Here's a list of things that men currently consider totally gay in the US:

Manners
Reading books
Good hygeine
Classical music
Form-fitting clothes (especially speedos or anything leather)
Chevy Tracker and Kia Sportage
Live theatre
Combing your hair
Speaking proper English

I've actually had guys bust me on not scratching my nuts enough - I'm serious. "Man, we don't never see you scratching nothing. Ever. What're you like gay, you can't scratch like the rest of us?"

This is getting embarrassing. We're starting to sound like a bunch of whiny babies here.

My God, what kind of flame-broiled assholes do you have for friends? Have you considered looking for a new group? Reminds me of the pack of "rules authorities" I lived with my freshman year at Ohio State in 1962. I changed colleges after two years (small and Quaker) and never looked back! I suspect that you should do likewise.

These guys are NOT friends.

ordinarygay · 05-09-2006

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Originally Posted by Latinoboy9

I like these Rio-Square-cuts Do you? Jose'Latinoboy9

wow...very sexy and nice one. Though, white color swimwear is my favorite....do I sound very gay ?

vinny_spiruccino · 05-09-2006

<--- Homo Erectus

cparks · 06-03-2006

I hope these brazilian trunk guys are at the NYC Pride day street fair again this year. Last year they were there selling trunks and had hot models wearing them. hot guys were stopping by and trying on and buying trunks too.

has anyone hear or does anyone know if they will be there again this year or not?

dcwrestlefan · 06-03-2006

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Originally Posted by JackbytheSea

SizRules is right. That's gay stuff, boss.

If there's one thing we've mastered stateside it's the art of calling anything we're too fat to wear, can't figure out or are too lazy to do 'gay'. Sure it's the passtime of eleven year olds in most Western countries, but we go right on doing it well into our forties in the US.

Here's a list of things that men currently consider totally gay in the US:

Manners
Reading books
Good hygeine
Classical music
Form-fitting clothes (especially speedos or anything leather)
Chevy Tracker and Kia Sportage
Live theatre
Combing your hair
Speaking proper English

I've actually had guys bust me on not scratching my nuts enough - I'm serious. "Man, we don't never see you scratching nothing. Ever. What're you like gay, you can't scratch like the rest of us?"

This is getting embarrassing. We're starting to sound like a bunch of whiny babies here.

guess i need to go back to homo school. when did trackers and sportages become "gay"? ;-) my teacher taught me lesbians drove subarus and don't tip well, but thats it. and gay guys can decorate and dance. damn. my 83 year old mother has a tracker. i am now extremely worried. (frantically chewing fingernails)

check out the streets around the dc eagle sometime on a saturday night. you'll see more pickup trucks and jeeps there than at a 400 acre texas ranch.

not all of us speak proper english, listen to classical music, wear speedos, have manners, etc. sad but true.

i have straight friends and most of them do not "scratch". yer hangin out with a bad crowd man. don't fall into that trap! haha.

back to the topic - wear what youre comfortable in. if you like something snug and skimpy - great. if you like baggy board shorts, fine too. what. ev. er. its just clothes. people in the usa ARE too uptight about this.

buffbaldy · 06-29-2006

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Originally Posted by Latinoboy9

I like these Rio-Square-cuts Do you? Jose'Latinoboy9

Latinoboy if I wore those and got hard I could not keep it in!!!

ace420 · 08-26-2006

These are no help at all if you have big balls.

cparks · 08-27-2006

Thats not true Ace420. They are perfect for big balls. I have a pair of big balls myself and I ordered the trunks and they keep my big dick and my set of big balls in.

Now I will get technical. I wrote the company before I ordered a pair and expressed my fit concern. They wrote back and explained that the trunks are made from 3 pieces of fabric, not 2.

There is the:
(1) the front
(2) the back
(3) the gusset, a piece that goes under your balls that connects piece 1 and 2.

The gusset allows for a 3-D fit for your big balls.

They also said if I did not like the fit, I would return for a refund. I have since ordered many pair of trunks from them and am a happy customer.

Mr. Snakey · 08-27-2006

They look too small No room in them

cparks · 02-15-2007

They are having a great sale on some of the trunks until the end of the month.

BRAZILIAN CUT MEN'S SWIMWEAR

hootie · 02-15-2007

400 acres in Texas is a farm not a ranch.

njqt466 · 02-15-2007

I thought the RAV4 was the lesbian vehicle of choice?

Damn! I am so out of the loop.

Are Birkenstocks and Clark's shoes still on the comfortable lesbian shoe list.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackbytheSea

SizRules is right. That's gay stuff, boss.

If there's one thing we've mastered stateside it's the art of calling anything we're too fat to wear, can't figure out or are too lazy to do 'gay'. Sure it's the passtime of eleven year olds in most Western countries, but we go right on doing it well into our forties in the US.

Here's a list of things that men currently consider totally gay in the US:

Manners
Reading books
Good hygeine
Classical music
Form-fitting clothes (especially speedos or anything leather)
Chevy Tracker and Kia Sportage
Live theatre
Combing your hair
Speaking proper English

I've actually had guys bust me on not scratching my nuts enough - I'm serious. "Man, we don't never see you scratching nothing. Ever. What're you like gay, you can't scratch like the rest of us?"

This is getting embarrassing. We're starting to sound like a bunch of whiny babies here.

if you are hung, these trunks are what you need

Originally Posted by Latinoboy9 LOL! @ jackbythesea Did you go to college? May I ask? "college is gay" LOL