Hah...when I went last year, I was just freeballing in my leathers(kinda like in my gallery pic, but hanging down the leg). One of the (female) security people looked at me, then turned to her co-worker across the street and yelled out, "See, that's what I love about working the fair, all the HUGE SWINGING COCKS!"
I also scandalized four Highway Patrol officers on their motorcycles, but that's a longer story.