Sorry to burst your bubble, but Jonah has made such a big deal about the size of his dick, it has been measured and re-measured and displayed and talked about and it is in fact 9 inches soft and 13.5 inches hard. Jonah is a total asshole, but if he's making money off his cocksize or just getting off talking about it, so be it.

And, I seriously doubt anyone on here has a dick that size. If I'm wrong, I'll be happy to admit it.