Andrew Dice Clay

mikey41

Uber straight men are hot. Any ideas of what he's packin'?

fratpack

I remember running across a tape my brother had of him and just thinking this guy is foul, vulgar disgusting gross sexist, etc, but mikey41 I totally get what you mean about uberstraight men...I would be on my knees and going down on him in an instant...sorry, no pictures but I always thought he was packing a nice big bulge.

HickBoy

blow me, honey. it's da holidays...

Dude,
Your problem lies not between your legs,
but between your ears.

fratpack

LMAO

HotBulge

I can see the physical appeal of Adrew Dice Clay, but doesn't he have an abrasive, homophobic reputation? Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been several years since he has been in the limelight. If Clay is homophobic, can you separate his physical attractiveness from his personality? I just find that attraction is more than just physical: it's heavily mixed with attitude and personality. Andrew Dice Clay could be physically attractive, but if he's homophobic, it's a big turn-off.

HickBoy

He's a parody. Andrew Clay and "Dice" are not the same person, like Paul Reubens and Pee Wee Herman, or Hickboy and Lennie.

Dude,
Your problem lies not between your legs,
but between your ears.

shyguyftl

Catch the first couple of seasons of the show Diffrent Strokes in the early 80's (Re-airs on BET). Clay had a repeating bit part as Willi's high school friend. Lets just say, he was usaully wearing the typical, tight levi's of the time. Nothing to brag about.

MYDEEPTHROAT

You would be AMAZED at how much someone can hide in those tight levi's ...

I've been Very Pleasantly Surprised a couple of times ...

I think they sometimes wear it straight UP and tuck it under their belt or wrap it down around their balls so they won't be embarrassed by an erection ...

Some of the BIGGEST men I've met don't really show at all ...

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Swordie

I definitely remember a picture of his junk floating around the internet YEARS ago. Was TINY! I'll try to find it...

mykal923

one of his famous lines use to be
"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt
he said so i fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick"
Read in to what u may

this is me in a nutshell,well half a nut

CUBE

I remember him trying an acting career before the stand-up comedy...seemed like he had potential. But his stand-up really hurt gay men...so he can burn for all I care. A real hater...character on stage or not

invisibleman

Oh, that is fucked up. But that is funny.