03-26-2006
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- One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO - One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK - One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY - One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator
BOSTON - One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES - Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA - Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY - One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE - One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window:
TEXAS - Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA - Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
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