Heres a nice one

Okay so whats the worst way you have ever ended a relationship, murder and such aside, what is the worst thing you've said or done to get someone to just get out of your life.

I went to the Post Office and bought a blank postcard (the kind that are already pre-stamped) and just wrote on it, "good luck, have a nice life" and signed my full name. I thought that would get the point across--and it did! LOL

Prep--
My greatgrandmother would say (to that action):
Not an Asshole, but a WHOLE ass!

LMAO. Blank postcard. Yikes.

Ah, very good my friend...I may need to borrow that.

I just stopped calling her and answering the phone when she called... and she didn't know where I lived. She knew where I worked, but thankfully, she never showed up there.

And yes... she=female, with the same vagina she had since birth as far as I know. This was my one and only attempt at "finding the right woman." After several dates, when I couldn't even bring myself to kiss her, I knew it was time to end it but I didn't know how... So I just ignored the problem.

I threw the engagement ring over board (in a real ship).

Such a terrible behavior...and trully regret that!

ops just to make sure for u people dont think i was crazy bananas...

Engagement ring in my country is a gold band, is not a diamond one like in the USA....diamons you give in the wedding or after that and if you can afford that.

Think would not have thrown away diamonds...maybe not.

is there really a BAD way to end a relationship?

hysterical.

*this should most certainly come in handy*

LMAO...Rocky keeps a stack of
Dear Joan letters by his bed,
he just fills in a name and signs
it!