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Old 03-23-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Majic Marker

A guy and girl meet at the bar and
are instantly attracted to each other.

They Party all night and at the end
decide to go back to his place to
continue.

Once there, they get passionate
and start to make out. When the time
is right, the girl finds the bedroom,
gets undressed and gets under the
covers, waiting for the guy who is
now coming out of the bathroom.

The guy walks in starts to undress
and stops with just his shorts on.
He reaches into his pants pocket,
pulls out a magic marker and hands
it to her.

She takes one look at it an says,
"What's this for? Are you some
kinda pervert?"

He looks at her, drops his shorts
and smiles kinda sexy.

She smiles, her eyes now wide
open and staring in disbelief at
his johnson which hangs more t
hat halfway to his knees.

He breaks her spell by saying,
"Your gonna have to draw a line
somewhere, baby."

p.s I cannot BELIEVE I misspelt "magic"!
 

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