| Customer Service
This man's in the line at the supermarket
check out. But when he gets to the
register he realizes he's forgotten to
pick up his condoms. So he asks the
checkout girl if she could have someone
bring them.
She replies, "Of course, Sir but I'll
just check your size. Drop your
pants please."
Wow, he thinks, this is great service
and he drops 'em. She reaches over
the counter, grabs his cock, picks
the store intercom and announces,
"One box of large condoms to check
out 10."
Well, the next man in line thought
this was interesting and so, when
he gets to the check out, he tells
the checker that he too has forgotten
to get condoms and asks if she could
have some brought up to the register?
Sure enough, she asks him to drop
his pants to check his size,
gives him a quick feel, picks up
the store intercom and says,
"One box of medium sized condoms
to check out 10."
A few customers back was this
teen-age boy. He thought what he'd
seen was just so cool and he'd
never had any sexual experience
with a woman, so this seemed
like his big chance. When he gets
to the register, he tells the checker
he needs some condoms too. She asks
him what size and he says he
doesn't know. So she asks him to
drop his pants for her to check.
One quick feel and she picks up
the intercom and announces,
"Clean up crew to check out 10!" | 
