| The Monastery
A young guy is tired of life and fed up
with not getting sex, so he goes
to join the monastery.
But there's a recruitment test.
As the Abbott explains to the
ten potential recruits,
"My sons, we must be sure that
you won't be troubled by sexual
impulses if join the order. So we
have a test for all our prospective
members. Take your clothes off,
sit on the bench, and attach this
bell to the end of your penis.
When the naked woman comes into
the room, any man whose bell rings
will have failed the test. He won't
be allowed to join our order and
must leave at once, for he will be
sorely troubled with sexual thoughts
while he is in our midst."
So the men, young and old alike,
sit on the bench with a little
bell tied to the end of their
cocks, waiting expectantly.
Then the most beautiful young
blonde with big breasts waltzes
into the room and starts walking
slowly down the line, teasing the
men as she goes. Not a sound.
Not a single erection, not a single
bell rings. Until she gets to the
end of the line and pushes her
butt into the young man's face.
Well, it's all too much for him -
his cock shoots up, the bell
rings furiously and goes flying
off across the room with the
force of his erection.
"I'm sorry," he mumbles, confused
and embarrassed, "I'll just pick it
up and leave."
So he bends down, naked butt
upwards, balls dangling and from
behind him comes the tinkling of
nine little bells.... | 
