| It's Not What You Say...
But How You Say It...
1. A lady walked into a hair salon with her
husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a
shampoo and a blow job?"
2. A lady was at the golf store comparing
different kinds of golf balls. She was
unhappy with the women's type she had
been using. After browsing for several
minutes, she was approached by one of
the good-looking salesman. Without
thinking, she looked at him and said, "I
think I like playing with men's balls."
3. My woman and her sister were at the
mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As they were
looking at the display case, the boy behind
the counter asked if they needed any help.
She replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
nuts." Her sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned and I turned beet-red and
walked away.
4. What happens when you predict snow
but don't get any! A female news anchor
in Michigan, after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?" | 
