Simple

A girl walked up to a guy and asked him for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

If I asked for a double entendre, would you give me one too, Spladle?

I'd give you one too three, Alex.

i'd give you two...

nah: doesn't work

How about this: I'll trade you one to three for five. What do you say?

oooh ooooh oooh now i shall try my hand at double entendres


why is six afraid of seven? cos seven eight nine ... hehe hehe, get it! get it! get it! seven EIGHT nine

Never heard that one