Two fish

Two fish were swimming side by side, when they both swam into a concrete
wall. The first fish turns to the second fish and says "Dam".......

*Spanks* Jake for his punny post!

Thank you sir may I have another!!!!!!!!!!!

:smackhead: ROFLMAOTIPMP!

That's a damsite better than the pun I came up with.

Hmmm...no idea what all the letters
are after ROFL, Chuck.

Pecky...trust you to see his pun and
raise him one!

Jake...yikes...S & M is proliferating
all over the site these days...and
anyway...that's "Mistress" to you!!!

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Piss My Pants

Thank'ee kindly, Alex...I see Chuck is
prone to a touch of...hyperbole!

Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
And they swam & they swam all over the dam.

Right on the money there, Alex!

But in all seriousness, I was kind of using Pee my pants as opoosed to piss.

'K, so...I'm all agog as to the diff, Chuck!

yeah, sometimes i pee my pants a little

I pee when I get excited

Generally, I guess you 'pee' when a little something squirts out due to excessive laughter.

...while 'pissing' implies you have some kind of golden shower fetish.

Of course, I've never had the knack of stopping mid-flow anyway, so I guess I just have to make do with pissing myself laughing.